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Kor Saiyajinkami

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:07 pm


wolf_with_a_dragon
Kor Saiyajinkami
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Actually, she's spot on. There really is an entire section where you have to learn and know how to magically reach people in impossible situations. Reaching through computer screens was one of the examples given.


That's awesome. I guess it only works in medical emergency situations tho, right?


Well, that's the only time we're supposed to use it...


Well what kinda punishment do you receive if you break the rules and do it when you aren't supposed to do it?
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:18 pm


Saikii
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Congrats! Good. We finally have a second person in the guild qualified to perform impromptu, probably uncalled for, but absolutely necessary off-topic surgeries. I mean. Er... three. Right. >w>; One's a scientist/theme park ride operator/team manager. Operator... Yeah, I'd... I'd say that counts... smile


So there's wolf_with_a_dragon and Zphal. Who's the third one?
Skepty, cause he slept at a Holiday Inn. Least I think it was a Holiday Inn... He performed surgery using a room key and duct tape. 3nodding Kinda nifty...


I might be mistaken, but I thought Vagtastic was a RL nurse? If so, she could be a fourth.

Wow, we're not as screwed as I thought we were! xd

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:24 pm


Hiddochi wolf
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Kor Saiyajinkami
Saikii
Congrats! Good. We finally have a second person in the guild qualified to perform impromptu, probably uncalled for, but absolutely necessary off-topic surgeries. I mean. Er... three. Right. >w>; One's a scientist/theme park ride operator/team manager. Operator... Yeah, I'd... I'd say that counts... smile


So there's wolf_with_a_dragon and Zphal. Who's the third one?
Skepty, cause he slept at a Holiday Inn. Least I think it was a Holiday Inn... He performed surgery using a room key and duct tape. 3nodding Kinda nifty...


I might be mistaken, but I thought Vagtastic was a RL nurse? If so, she could be a fourth.

Wow, we're not as screwed as I thought we were! xd
She is? o: I must have missed that detail... We're pretty set.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:36 pm


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Ahh! That's awesome! Congrats, Wolf! mrgreen

Now we're not screwed when someone loses a limb in the guild. Or when I fail at adulting. razz


Thank you Hiddo!!!

Damn, straight! Now I can go around aND fix people up and show them my certs when they question my infinite knowledge on fixing people.


*Patient is bleeding to death on the ground, Wolf rushes to their aid.*
Patient: WAIT. Are you SURE you're able to help me?
Wolf: Why, I'm so glad you asked! *Reaches into medic pouch for something, pulls out certificate and thrusts it in patient's face.* LOOK AT IT. LOOK. AT. THAT. CERTIFIED. LOOK AT THAT CERTIFICATION. CERTIFIED CERTIFICATION. MORE LIKE CERTIFIED AWESOME AMIRIGHT?! emotion_awesome
*Patient passes out.*
Wolf: Oh s**t. Looks like he couldn't handle my CERTIFIED AWESOME. Better apply some BADASSAGES (bandages) to the lesion STAT!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:30 pm


Kor Saiyajinkami
wolf_with_a_dragon
Kor Saiyajinkami
wolf_with_a_dragon
Actually, she's spot on. There really is an entire section where you have to learn and know how to magically reach people in impossible situations. Reaching through computer screens was one of the examples given.


That's awesome. I guess it only works in medical emergency situations tho, right?


Well, that's the only time we're supposed to use it...


Well what kinda punishment do you receive if you break the rules and do it when you aren't supposed to do it?


Let's just say there really are worse things out there than death.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:32 pm


Hiddochi wolf
wolf_with_a_dragon
Hiddochi wolf
Ahh! That's awesome! Congrats, Wolf! mrgreen

Now we're not screwed when someone loses a limb in the guild. Or when I fail at adulting. razz


Thank you Hiddo!!!

Damn, straight! Now I can go around aND fix people up and show them my certs when they question my infinite knowledge on fixing people.


*Patient is bleeding to death on the ground, Wolf rushes to their aid.*
Patient: WAIT. Are you SURE you're able to help me?
Wolf: Why, I'm so glad you asked! *Reaches into medic pouch for something, pulls out certificate and thrusts it in patient's face.* LOOK AT IT. LOOK. AT. THAT. CERTIFIED. LOOK AT THAT CERTIFICATION. CERTIFIED CERTIFICATION. MORE LIKE CERTIFIED AWESOME AMIRIGHT?! emotion_awesome
*Patient passes out.*
Wolf: Oh s**t. Looks like he couldn't handle my CERTIFIED AWESOME. Better apply some BADASSAGES (bandages) to the lesion STAT!


OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl

I really want this to happen now. That is exactly how that kind of call would go down too. And I swear to God, the next time I need bandages I'm calling them badassages.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:38 pm


wolf_with_a_dragon
Hiddochi wolf
wolf_with_a_dragon
Hiddochi wolf
Ahh! That's awesome! Congrats, Wolf! mrgreen

Now we're not screwed when someone loses a limb in the guild. Or when I fail at adulting. razz


Thank you Hiddo!!!

Damn, straight! Now I can go around aND fix people up and show them my certs when they question my infinite knowledge on fixing people.


*Patient is bleeding to death on the ground, Wolf rushes to their aid.*
Patient: WAIT. Are you SURE you're able to help me?
Wolf: Why, I'm so glad you asked! *Reaches into medic pouch for something, pulls out certificate and thrusts it in patient's face.* LOOK AT IT. LOOK. AT. THAT. CERTIFIED. LOOK AT THAT CERTIFICATION. CERTIFIED CERTIFICATION. MORE LIKE CERTIFIED AWESOME AMIRIGHT?! emotion_awesome
*Patient passes out.*
Wolf: Oh s**t. Looks like he couldn't handle my CERTIFIED AWESOME. Better apply some BADASSAGES (bandages) to the lesion STAT!


OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl

I really want this to happen now. That is exactly how that kind of call would go down too. And I swear to God, the next time I need bandages I'm calling them badassages.


I was about dying while writing that, to be honest. rofl And I had this funny mental image where every time you said "awesome" your head would whip dramatically to the side and the camera would pan in real close, LOL.

YES. You must report back on how your coworkers respond to "badassages." Pfft xd
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:45 pm


Saikii
Kor Saiyajinkami
Saikii
Congrats! Good. We finally have a second person in the guild qualified to perform impromptu, probably uncalled for, but absolutely necessary off-topic surgeries. I mean. Er... three. Right. >w>; One's a scientist/theme park ride operator/team manager. Operator... Yeah, I'd... I'd say that counts... smile


So there's wolf_with_a_dragon and Zphal. Who's the third one?
Skepty, cause he slept at a Holiday Inn. Least I think it was a Holiday Inn... He performed surgery using a room key and duct tape. 3nodding Kinda nifty...


I never heard this story before. I knew skepty was badass, but damn. This is a whole new level of badass.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:06 pm


Hiddochi wolf
wolf_with_a_dragon
Hiddochi wolf
wolf_with_a_dragon
Hiddochi wolf
Ahh! That's awesome! Congrats, Wolf! mrgreen

Now we're not screwed when someone loses a limb in the guild. Or when I fail at adulting. razz


Thank you Hiddo!!!

Damn, straight! Now I can go around aND fix people up and show them my certs when they question my infinite knowledge on fixing people.


*Patient is bleeding to death on the ground, Wolf rushes to their aid.*
Patient: WAIT. Are you SURE you're able to help me?
Wolf: Why, I'm so glad you asked! *Reaches into medic pouch for something, pulls out certificate and thrusts it in patient's face.* LOOK AT IT. LOOK. AT. THAT. CERTIFIED. LOOK AT THAT CERTIFICATION. CERTIFIED CERTIFICATION. MORE LIKE CERTIFIED AWESOME AMIRIGHT?! emotion_awesome
*Patient passes out.*
Wolf: Oh s**t. Looks like he couldn't handle my CERTIFIED AWESOME. Better apply some BADASSAGES (bandages) to the lesion STAT!


OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl

I really want this to happen now. That is exactly how that kind of call would go down too. And I swear to God, the next time I need bandages I'm calling them badassages.


I was about dying while writing that, to be honest. rofl And I had this funny mental image where every time you said "awesome" your head would whip dramatically to the side and the camera would pan in real close, LOL.

YES. You must report back on how your coworkers respond to "badassages." Pfft xd


See I pictured a head Bob and a sassy hand heater everything I said awesome. But that's good too.

Oh, you'll be the first to know how they respond to me saying badassages.
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