What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? “I find your lack of steak disturbing.”
Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps: “Use the forks, Luke.”
What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett.
Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad? Anakin: Wookiee steak. Luke: Is it any good? Anakin: It’s a little chewy.