"Why not" have fun with online translation programs?

[[Riyuu]]

Translation:

WHY I SO UNFINISHED SENS! ? ALL AROUND ME SEEMS THUS A WASTED, AND I DO NOT KNOW EVEN WHY I SENS IN THIS WAY, OF THE WHOLE! TO STOP the STAGNATION AND TO HELP Me TO BREATHE.

mrgreen

Il sent certainement comme des myrtilles dedans ici.
Mes maux de dos.
Je devrais vraiment couper mes ongles d'orteil…
Ils sont longs.
- soupir -  

[blue_lutra]

katsuhaiabi

blue_lutra

English: do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.
Italian: faccia che cosa desiderate 'la causa che un pirata è libero.
English: make that what wished ' the cause that pirata is free.

English: you are a pirate
Italian: siete un pirata
English: you are pirata

the second one was closer than the first. ((what? it's the song that keeps playing through my headphones. over and over))

You've done this before, haven't you? In most cases, longer sentences get funnier translations.

i probably have.

English: sing us a song, you're the piano man. sing us a song tonight. for we're all in the mood fr a melody, and you've got us feeling all right!
Italian: cantici una canzone, siete il piano manuale li cantate che una canzone stasera per noi è tutta nell'umore franco un melodia e have.got noi che riteniamo tutto il a destra!
English: cantici a song, you are the manual plan sung them that a song this evening for we is all in frank humor melodia and have.got we that we think all to right!

long enough?  

[OF COURSE BBY]

나는 코코아 분첩을 작은 좋아한다  

[Utasa]

Before:I did the type in the cheese from day separated, but it meaning that the 釣 which there keeps depending on the toy at the place is not there, think that we want the cheese kitty? I do not know, but like thing I whom you are moved do the can of the fish, but the someone should be the person,

after:私は分かれていた日からのチーズのタイプをしたがこと場所でおもちゃによってそこに保つ意味私達はチーズキティがほしいと思うとない、考えるか。私は知らないが、事I のように動く誰を魚の缶、誰かを人のべきであるしなさい


retranslated:I typed the cheese from the day when it has divided, but when you think that we want the cheese kitty, there are no semantic we who are maintained there due to the toy at the thing place, you think? I do not know, but like thing I who who moves the can of the fish, the person you express and start who and are and do
 

[[Kegan]]

can't get japanese to come out in westernized characters razz I wonder if russian comes in cyrilic?  

[[Kegan]]

Whoah, I didn't even know I came equipedwith that character package!  

[robot of a thousand words]

fun :]
Haha  

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Jijinan

Mi nombre es Inigo Montoya, usted mat� a mi padre. Prep�rese para morir


Which, if you didn't guess already, means. "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." xd

xd rofl rofl  

[Dare-U]

que que que!?
what what what!?