Yes! Somebody finally has it right!

[A Skepty]

Haha! I just stumbled across an article, which I was reluctant to read at first, but I'm glad I did. Looks like Frito-Lays has gone off the deep end.

Article {WARNING! VULGAR LANGUAGE AHEAD!}

I am buying nothing but Frito-Lays until the end of time from this point forward.

Edit: Wow. It just occurred to me that The Onion is a parody newspaper... ah well. Still the best article ever.  

[lavenvi05]

Alfalfa puffs????  

[~!twinkley-toes!~09]

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[Zphal]

rofl You didn't know the Onion was fake? rofl Yeah, that would put you off then. xd My dad has an entire book full of the Onion "publications." One of them is "What's his face beats Other guy."  

[Khalida Nyoka]

zphal_girl87

rofl You didn't know the Onion was fake? rofl Yeah, that would put you off then. xd My dad has an entire book full of the Onion "publications." One of them is "What's his face beats Other guy."

In reference to president Truman winning the election, but the newspapers jumped to the conclusion that he had lost.  

[Tarrien]

I lurve the Onion X3  

[Firey Bubble]

rolleyes  

[Wiiki]

eww.. tofu..  

[Zphal]

Congrats! You found an Easter Egg!

Green 1

 

[Strideo]

zphal_girl87

rofl You didn't know the Onion was fake? rofl Yeah, that would put you off then. xd My dad has an entire book full of the Onion "publications." One of them is "What's his face beats Other guy."

I like the article about archaeologists unearthing a race of skeleton people. xd