~Add To The Story~

[EccentricArtistry]

The rules of the game are simple.I start writing a story, and someone adds on to the story where i've left off.then the next person adds more to the story where the other person left off.JUST DON'T END THE STORY!!

The Story:
A long time ago there was a man named Kent,who lived in the outskirts of a town.Kent was hated by everyone,so he decided to become a thief.He was greatly feared by everyone,because he would sneak up on unsuspected people,kill them,and steal their money,food,jewlery,and basicaly everything else they had with them.For all of the crimes he committed,he was greatly wanted.One day......  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

He fell down the rabbit hole and landed in the magical HAM land of HAM-MEATS! He was like "OMG HAM!" and then he met...  

[Smorgasmorgan]

a pig. A talking pig. A talking pig that talked. The pig said, "  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

"How do you do, Mr. Kent?" And then Kent said....  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

"Oh my GAWD, it's a talking pig! AAAAH!" He ran away from the pig and walked through a wall that was made of cheese. He found himself in the middle of a large cul-de-sac that seemed like any other cul-de-sac, but there was a strange green house in front of him with lots o' gnomes in the front yard. Then he...