Never ending Yo Mama

[Super Anita]

This is to be a "never ending" chain of yo mama jokes. they don't have to be original, they just have to be funny.*

*"Funny" can be used pretty loosely.

I'll start!

Yo mama is so old she went to high school with John McCain!  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

((I dun like McCain bashing...He's a cool old dude!))

Yo mama's so ugly and so fat, that when she went to Tokyo, everybody thought she was Godzilla and ran.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Yo mama is so dumb she things small crochet hooks means she needs less yarn  

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

Yo mama's so stupid, that when she went to the movies and it said NO ADMITTANCE UNDER THIRTEEN, she went and got twelve of her friends.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Yo mamas so stupid she thinks the scout from Team Fortress 2, is a talent scout looking for model.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Yo mama crochets blankets in hell!  

[Ginmarui]

Yo mama is so stupid when she went to the superbowl she brought a spoon.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Yo mama is so fat when they see her from behind they think the moon fell.  

[The Ebon Blade]

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean, they named an eighth continent.

 

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Yo mama is so hairy people think she is big foot  

[The Ebon Blade]

Your mamma's so stupid, she makes all blonds seem as smart as Einstein.

 

[azrael the reaper_95210]

yo momma's so fat and stupid, she chases the school bus every morning screaming "follow that twinkie!!!"  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Yo mama's so skinny that she is the only living being that can actually pull off hiding behind a lamppost.  

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

ll-Pumpkinman-ll

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean, they named an eighth continent.

XD!  

[S a y u r i S u m i s u]

Yo mama's so stupid... SHE'S FAT.
XDXDXD!