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 Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:30 pm
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Username: Animeprincess_9400
Name: Erfina
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:34 pm
Username: Zelly-fangirl
Name: Kai
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:54 pm
It was very early in the morning, sunlight just barely peeking over the horizon, as a rather busty elven woman munched a haunch of burnt meat in front of a cozy campfire. She was dressed in your typical female adventurer's garb - which was pretty much a skimpy unitard that showed off her assets, the occasional bit of jewelry to show off her kleptomania vanity femininity, and simple but surprisingly practical shoes and the not-so-practical form fitting stockings. Her pale blonde hair was worn in a ponytail, with a large braided ring of hair around the base of said ponytail. The only thing she wore that wasn't obviously stolen, aside from her sadly commonplace stripperific clothing, was the strange and strikingly plain circlet that around the top of her forhead and underneath her hair - an oval shaped ruby etched into the very center of the golden piece that was on her forehead. (Shitty sentence is shitty) She had beautiful, aquamarine colored eyes that seemed to have a permanent vacancy in their gaze. It was rather hard to believe that one such as she had recently conquered a great and mighty dragon. It was even harder to believe that he was unconcious right next to her, and she only sat there to eat and rest until the mighty beast would wake.
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:02 pm
Kai groaned as he came to. "Errrgh....wha...where...?" It was then that yesterday's previous events came back to him and his eyes shot wide open. "WHAT THE--?!" he looked around him, find his hands and feet tied and his apparent captor sitting beside him. "What the ********, woman?!" he snapped. "This is NOT how you treat a goddamn dragon!! I ought toast you here and now!!" he said while wriggling in his restraints.
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:12 pm
The elf looked over to the dragon, and with no change of expression whatsoever, held out the half eaten haunch of meat by the bone towards him. "Hungry?" She was completely and utterly ignoring his words and violent mood it seemed.
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:21 pm
Kai looked at her with a face of exasperation and anger for a few moments before biting the remaining meat from the bone anyway. "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't tear you to shreds once I'm free?" he said through a mouthful of food. Lousy b***h must've enchanted her rope to hold a dragon, not that he'd let this human see his worry.
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:33 pm
"None I can really think of off the top of my head." Erfina shrugged, tossing the bone aside and reaching for one of the blades hilded in a sheath on her belt. She didn't bother making any mention of the powerful charm she put on him. He'd figure it out soon enough. Instead she just worked to free the angry dragon from his bondage, taking a surprisingly short amount of time to do so. "Any reasons you can think of?" she asked immediately afterwards.
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:42 pm
Kai immediately blew a thick stream of fire in Erfina's face once she cut his ropes. I'm sorry, did I say fire? I meant to say a pathetic little puff of smoke. Kai blinked in confusion before briefly squirming like he just had several thousand bolts of electricity sent through his body. "Wh-what the ******** that...?!" he said in confusion, horror, and now pain.
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:42 pm
"You shouldn't do that." Erfina pointed out, almost looking concerned for the dragon. "You'll hurt yourself, and I'm certain neither of us want that." Afterwards she offered him a small smile, one so innocent that not even a brutal murder could get her on death row.
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:47 pm
"Wh-wha...?" Kai pushed himself up from the ground as he looked up at her. He still didn't get this woman. "s**t MY HORDE!! Ah, don't tell me you stole all my treasure too!!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:03 pm
For once, the elvish woman's face contorted drastically - changed from the vacant calmness she had before to pure perplection. "Your gold? Why would I want that?" Honestly, all she'd bothered to steal was Kai himself...and perhaps a few enchanted trinkets here and there, along with that haunch of meat from a fresh kill of his. The gold was tempting, but alas, she couldn't carry it all. So she left it in his cave, broken seals and all. "Food, jewelry, and shedded scales are more useful. Wish you had some giant spider's silk, though."
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:21 pm
Kai's claws twitched, starting to make strangling motions at the woman. "That was worth the ransom of several kings; why in the name of the gods would you leave it all behind?! I don't care if you did kidnap me and steal it all in such a scenario; it'd be better than leaving it all behind! Now any random fool could walk in swipe it all and I'd never know! That took me hundreds upon thousands of years to save it all and you just leave it behind?!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:38 pm
The adventuress simply shrugged, the look of simple vacancy returning to her features. She seemed rather serene and peaceful, like she were in another world altogether. Kind of like a brainless moe blob. "I have nothing to carry it in." Not even her unitard would work, since she was certain it would all fall out of the cleavage window anyway. "Plus, you weigh less and can make camp fires without effort."
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:53 am
Kai's eye twitched in exasperation. "Please tell me you did not seriously kidnap an all-powerful dragon to build your campfires for you."
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:31 pm
"Of course not!" After a small pause, the woman said in a matter-of-factly tone, "I hear dragons give great backscratches too." Okay, admittably, Erfina was doing it on purpose at this point. She didn't know how she managed to keep such a straight face, but she was thoroughly enjoying Kai's exasperation. It was just too funny!
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