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 Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:17 pm
Hello ladies, gentlemen, and non conformists! I'm Lexine, the humble host of this contest! -curtsies-
WITH THE CONTEST OVER IT'S TIME TO RID MYSELF OF THESE FABULOUS LEFTOVERS!
Now lets lay down a few rules here:
ONE ROLL PER PERSON FOR THE RAFFLE. I MEAN IT. ONLY ONE.
No exchanges. What you roll is what you get!
How this works is you do a random number generator post and generate a random number between 1 and 36! Since there are nine prizes left each number will correspond with a specific prize! They're all jumbled up!
Now play fair everybody!
NOW IF BY SOME MIGHTY STROKE OF UNLUCK TWO PEOPLE ROLL THE SAME PRIZE THEN I WILL HAVE THOSE TWO DO A ROLL OFF WITH A 20 SIDED DIE. WHOEVER GETS THE HIGHER NUMBER GETS THE PRIZE AND THE OTHER GETS TO GENERATE A DIFFERENT NUMBER FOR A DIFFERENT PRIZE.
Also the number list is secret!~ You won't know what you get! Bwahahahah!~
RAFFLE TIME RAFFLE TIME! LETS LOOK AT THE REMAINING PRIZES!!!
WE GOT:
Puriel's wings, Archangel's wings, and Devil's wings leftover from tier one!
Rosamund's Passion, Rosamund's Redemption, and Rosamund's allure leftover from tier two!
And finally Princess of the universe, Prince of the poisonous, or Prince of the galaxy from tier three!
Numbers called: 33, 7, 36, 6, 21, 26, 8
If you generate any of the called numbers then you may re-generate immediately.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:37 am
yum_strawberry yum_strawberry yum_strawberry
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:22 am
Hmm...37
What's the opposite of Christopher Reaves? Christopher Walken.
Okay, bad joke. I mean, dark humor is kind of like food, not everyone gets it.
How about a lighter one?
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:27 am
wolf_with_a_dragon Hmm...37 What's the opposite of Christopher Reaves? Christopher Walken. Okay, bad joke. I mean, dark humor is kind of like food, not everyone gets it. How about a lighter one? What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil again!” OH jeez those jokes are terribly funny! That's not the right number but thank you for the laughs!
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:01 am
yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:10 pm
yum_cupcake yum_cupcake yum_cupcake
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:14 pm
13.
A backward poet writes inverse.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:19 pm
My sister told me yesterday that she believed she was curtains. I told her to pull herself together!
#12
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:20 pm
7 is going to be my prime choice.
As you can see, my number puns are well calculated.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:22 pm
27
What do you do with a chemist after they die?
You Barium. emotion_awesome
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:24 pm
my guess is.... 17!
okay so this joke has two parts.
~ p a r t 1 ~
"why did the chicken cross the road?"
"why?"
"to get to the idiot's house."
~ p a r t 2 ~
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"the chicken."
i know its cheesy but when i first discovered it i was LOLing xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:26 pm
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-Tickles.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:26 pm
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Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:30 pm
i have another guess: 43!!
"did you head about the kidnapping at school the other week??"
"no omg what?!"
"it's okay, he woke up" whee
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:34 pm
Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."
The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
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