I can't.

[Hiddochi wolf]

"Everything on my facebook newsfeed is just making me mad for no good reason.

And another random dude just PMed me trying to hit on me.


Not gonna lie, it's probably just hormones making me this way. Daaaaaamn girly brain, back at it with the conflicting feels again!

*Hides under blankets and resumes grumpily watching Naruto on Hulu.* emotion_donotwant "

 

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

Hiddochi wolf

"Everything on my facebook newsfeed is just making me mad for no good reason.

And another random dude just PMed me trying to hit on me.


Not gonna lie, it's probably just hormones making me this way. Daaaaaamn girly brain, back at it with the conflicting feels again!

*Hides under blankets and resumes grumpily watching Naruto on Hulu.* emotion_donotwant "

Question! How do you know that the dude is Satan?  

[Zphal]

So like... I'm over a week and a half "late". I think this means it's gone. whee  

[KBiT]

Zphal

So like... I'm over a week and a half "late". I think this means it's gone. whee

Or you're gonna be a daddy  

[Zphal]

KBiT

Zphal

So like... I'm over a week and a half "late". I think this means it's gone. whee

Or you're gonna be a daddy

I haven't had vaginal intercourse in months.  

[Kor Saiyajinkami]

Zphal

KBiT

Zphal

So like... I'm over a week and a half "late". I think this means it's gone. whee

Or you're gonna be a daddy

I haven't had vaginal intercourse in months.

Have you had any weird dreams about aliens recently?  

[Zphal]

Kor Saiyajinkami

Zphal

KBiT

Zphal

So like... I'm over a week and a half "late". I think this means it's gone. whee

Or you're gonna be a daddy

I haven't had vaginal intercourse in months.

Have you had any weird dreams about aliens recently?

Well yeah but that's normal.

I wanna ******** an alien. >w<  

[Kor Saiyajinkami]

Zphal

Kor Saiyajinkami

Zphal

KBiT

Zphal

So like... I'm over a week and a half "late". I think this means it's gone. whee

Or you're gonna be a daddy

I haven't had vaginal intercourse in months.

Have you had any weird dreams about aliens recently?

Well yeah but that's normal.

I wanna ******** an alien. >w<

Wait getting abducted by aliens is normal? Well maybe they decided that this time they were gonna impregnate you.  

[Hiddochi wolf]

wolf_with_a_dragon

Question! How do you know that the dude is Satan?

'Cause he's one of a scarce few who actually find me hot. Clearly he's just confused by the heat of his surroundings. emotion_awesome  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Zphal

So like... I'm over a week and a half "late". I think this means it's gone. whee

Nice! smile

That had to have been hell -- going through second (male) puberty and still getting the monthly bleeds. D:  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Zphal

Kor Saiyajinkami

Zphal

KBiT

Zphal

So like... I'm over a week and a half "late". I think this means it's gone. whee

Or you're gonna be a daddy

I haven't had vaginal intercourse in months.

Have you had any weird dreams about aliens recently?

Well yeah but that's normal.

I wanna ******** an alien. >w<

José is ready.
<********, I'm going to hell. AND I'll be trapped down there with Satan. rofl  

[Prof. Moonie]

Hiddochi wolf

wolf_with_a_dragon

Question! How do you know that the dude is Satan?

'Cause he's one of a scarce few who actually find me hot. Clearly he's just confused by the heat of his surroundings. emotion_awesome

 

[Zphal]

Hiddochi wolf

Zphal

So like... I'm over a week and a half "late". I think this means it's gone. whee

Nice! smile

That had to have been hell -- going through second (male) puberty and still getting the monthly bleeds. D:

It was interesting to say the least. xd  

[Zphal]

Hiddochi wolf

Zphal

Kor Saiyajinkami

Zphal

KBiT

Zphal

So like... I'm over a week and a half "late". I think this means it's gone. whee

Or you're gonna be a daddy

I haven't had vaginal intercourse in months.

Have you had any weird dreams about aliens recently?

Well yeah but that's normal.

I wanna ******** an alien. >w<

José is ready.
<********, I'm going to hell. AND I'll be trapped down there with Satan. rofl

That's an awfully big...

sombrero.