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Death by chocolate?
  Well everybody has to die someday.
  I'd rather go out quietly in my sleep.
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Strideo
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:25 am
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Worker trapped in chocolate: I thought I was going to die

August 19, 2006 (KENOSHA, Wis.) - A 21-year-old man who was trapped in a vat of piping hot chocolate says he thought he was going to die.
Darmin Garcia was almost chest-deep in the viscous chocolate for more than two hours early yesterday.

He works for a Kenosha company that supplies chocolate ingredients.

He says he got stuck when he was pushing the chocolate down into the vat at Debelis Corporation because it was stuck. Then it got loose and he slid into the hopper.

Garcia has worked at the company for nearly two years. He says he was scared and feared for his life.

He was retrieved and taken for treatment of minor injuries at a nearby hospital.

Garcia said he used to like chocolate but after this ordeal, he's not so sure.

-The Associated Press


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There actually have been people who died by falling into a chocolate vat. I guess this guy is lucky the vat wasn't deeper or maybe the chocolate was too dense making him boyant enough to float. The story doesn't really say.  
PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:34 pm
*looks at chocolate* That scares me. eek  

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Nadian
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:04 pm
"Forget falling in love, I want to fall in chocolate!"
-Bumper sticker

Not so funny in this situation, though.  
PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:49 pm
"Melts in your mouth, not in your hands."  

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:55 pm
I think I know someone who'd want to drown in chocolate... but I'm not so sure if they'd want it quite so literally  
PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:25 pm
Well, what can i say that's a real tragic! I bet they secretly eat too much chocolate anyway. stare  

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Wiedziemka

PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:49 am
"sweet death" has a new meaning. I really don't know if I would like be in his place.

On one hand - damn he nearly died

On the other - damn... so mmuch chocolate mmmmm  
PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:13 am
Chocolate covered Wiedziemka anyone?  

Strideo
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Wiedziemka

PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:25 pm
If I would eat myself because I was made of chocolate is it mean that I have a cannibalism thing in my gens?  
PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:27 am
Wiedziemka
If I would eat myself because I was made of chocolate is it mean that I have a cannibalism thing in my gens?

Wiedziemka: "Mmmmm! I taste good!"
Everyone else: "Nooooo! Stop eating yourself!"
rofl  

Strideo
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Wiedziemka

PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:47 am
Strideo
Wiedziemka
If I would eat myself because I was made of chocolate is it mean that I have a cannibalism thing in my gens?

Wiedziemka: "Mmmmm! I taste good!"
Everyone else: "Nooooo! Stop eating yourself!"
rofl

Sometimes I use the white chocolate smelling body balsam... It is so hard to resist...  
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:40 pm
Tom (singing): I fell into a vat of chocolate. I fell into a vat of chocolate...

d**k (singing): What’d you do when you fell in the chocolate?

Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day...




Tom (singing): I yelled ‘fire’ when I fell into the chocolate...

d**k (annoyed, singing): Why’d you yell ‘fire’ when you fell into the chocolate?

Tom: I yelled ‘fire’ cause no one would help me if I yelled ‘Chocolate!’

Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day.


Tom and d**k Smothers, from ‘Chocolate,’ on The Two Sides of the Smothers Brothers LP

http://www.beingtheremag.com/feature.php?issue=10&id=238  

chessiejo


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:29 pm
this story makes me sooo hungry.  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:53 pm
To jump in a vat of chocolate was my dream but now... I'm not so sure... I have no dream, except someday to own Johnny Depp  

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Gund

PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:34 am
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I yelled ‘fire’ cause no one would help me if I yelled ‘Chocolate!’

rofl  
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