Announcer: GAME START!
Link: GYAAAAAAAH!?
Rin: Woah... what was that?
Ganon: AAAAAAAAAAAH! *punches Link*
Link: *hookshots ganon* HYAAAAAH!
Rin: *scratches head* Does anyone know english here?
Mario: WOOHOO! *jumps*
Rin: Fine... ANYONE HERE WITH AN IQ HIGHER THAN ONE!?!?
Mewtwo: *teleports to rin*
Rin: HOLD UP! *thinks - one...two...three...four...FIVE?* I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FOUR PLAYER GAME!
Roy: それはあるが、ものは何でもまたあなたのファンのフィクション、そうである。
Rin: ...EH!?!?!!
Peach: HOO-SHA! He said: "It is, but it's also your Fan Fiction, so whatever."
Rin: HOW DO YOU KNOW JAPANESE?!?!!
Peach: Like, all nintendo characters know Japanese, silly! Our original trademarks are like... From Japan, so like, English is our second language... Except Roy, Marth, and Ness. They never learned.
Rin: Oh... okay... Can we fight already?
Midori: YO PEOPLE! TEH HOT MAN IS IN THE HOUSE!
Rin: You're not a man. Nor are you hot.
Ganon: AAAAAAAAAAAH! *punches Midori*
Rin: Nor are you here. Anyways... I have a pokeball! how do I use it? *shakes it*
Link: HYAAAAAAH! *throws bomb at ganon*
Rin: I through it?
Marth: はい。
Peach: That means yes...
Rin: *throws it* SMACK!!! *hits Mewtwo in the face* Woah... it's a... a... *pokeball opens and Marill comes out* a... MARILL!?! Thats like... lame.
Peach: Wanna see what else is like... lame? *pulls a turnip from thin air*
Marth: 食糧!
Peach: Marth, want the food? *throws it up in the air*
Marth: *Jumps up to catch it, but gets hurt by it*
Rin: Wow. %3 Damage?
Peach: See, like, it's so totally LAAAAAAAME!
Link: *goes crazy and throws bombs everywhere*
Rin: *gets hit by almost 10 bombs*
C Falcon: YEEESSS!!! *smacks rin*
Midori: I told you to watch out once your damage was over %300! *shifty eyes* *glomps link and roy* MY HOT MEN!
Rin: *Down-smashes Midori, Roy, and Link* *gets a Tripple KO*
Ganon: *falls in love with Rin*
Marth: *kills ganon* *sings the batman song*
Pikachu: *gets a pokeball filled with unknowns* *everyone dies except pikachu*
Announcer: WINNER!
Pikachu: PIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAA!
 Foxxy Rin · Fri Aug 03, 2007 @ 12:20am · 0 Comments |
