This is the last chapter to my KH Orggy Fan Fic, but still to come is the Special Secret Story--SSS! ^ ^ Just kidding of course, it's got no real name. It's just a bonus I added into it because I realized that I had every single orggy member in my story, EXCEPT Roxas, Marly, and Mansex. (Roxas doesn't get a nickname sadly. ) But if he did I think I'd call him Roxy. ( just kidding.) Ok, no more blabbing, here's the end of the ' used-to-be-a-one-shot' story. This will be posted under the author of Sam034 on Fanfiction.net.
The Problem With Everburning
The Last Chapter
" So how ya doin' Windy?"
" I swear Porcupine, if you use that name again-" Xaldin growled.
" So I was wondering, how is Peter these days?"
" Who?" Xaldin asked, perplexed.
" Ya know, Peter Pan?"
" OH, hardy-har-har. I'll remember that one."
" No seriously, how is he?"
" I can stop this search and rescue mission anytime I want, ya know."
After Axel had left the Basement Buddies ( It was their nickname because they were in charge of the basement, and they all HATED the unoffical nickname), Axel had asked Xaldin, nicely, to use his Divine Wind power to blow away the smoke. And while Xaldin was doing that, Axel would fire up and serve as a beacon for Xigbar and the others. If they could see the light in any case.
" Ok, then if you don't like Windy, can I call you Sideburns?"
" You're pushing it Princess."
" Princess? Where?" Axel asked, looking around.
" Oh, I forgot, that's Xemnas's pet name." Xaldin sighed thoughtfully. " Ok...let me think-"
A whisp of Everburning smoke circled around Axel for a moment, douseing his flare for a moment. Then as the Everburnning smoke dispersed, his chakrams reappeared again.
" Hey Sideburns, maybe we should stick near the exit. A search and rescue mission is good and all, but it wouldn't do if we went in too deep and got either lost, or lost our lighter. " Axel suggested, the 'lighter' was obviously referred to him, but Xaldin had to say he was more like a bonfire.
" Alright, we'll head back a little-And stop it with the Sideburns thing!"
" Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you were sensitive about facial hair-"
One of Xaldin's spears whizzed right by Axel's head and he had barely enough time to duck before it could drill itself right though the side of his head. When Axel stood straight back up he glared at Xaldin.
" Oops, I'm sorry. It slipped." Xaldin mocked.
" How could you slip?! You're not even holding a spear!" Axel cried.
" And if you don't be quiet, I swear I'll be throwing the spears next." Came an angry voice behind him.
" Hey, I know that voice." Axel said, the realization was so sudden it actually looked like he'd been struck by lightning. Well, that might've been the case, seeing as Larxene was right behind him.
He turned around with a happy grin which faded as fast as it had come, " Buddie-Uh...Why are you pointing a kunai knife at me? "
" Just 'cause." She growled with a slight, impish grin.
" Is that really a good enough reason?" Axel asked nervously.
" Sure, why not?"
" Um...well I could name a few. See Sharp and Pointy were never good friends of mine and-"
" What if I said you were being annoying?"
"-Shutting up."
" There you are Larxene." Axel heard Xigbar's voice. " You ran off so fast I couldn't keep up, ya know, with Demyx and all. What was the hurry? It wasn't like Axel was running off any time soon."
" Oh, freash air always perks me up." Larxene smiled, it looked truthful and honest. But they all new that it only perked her up at the moment because she was able to summon her kunai knives again.
" Women." Axel muttered so only Xaldin could hear him.
" What I don't get is why you left them behind. " Xaldin confessed as they started back towards the exit.
" Don't worry about it Xaldin," Xigbar said hastily, so Axel didn't have to answer. " I wouldn't have followed him even if he tried to drag us."
" Oh, what happened to the trust?" Axel inquired in a sad, mocking tone.
" I didn't mean anything by it." Xigbar sighed.
" Eh, don't worry about it." Axel replied with an honest grin. " Just next time, I wish you guys would ask ME for help, even if I'm not the brightest. "
" You guys need to stop with this touchy-feely bull crap. " Larxene groaned as they neared the door of the Library. Then she cried, " Food! Bed! Water!!"
" Did someone say water?" Demyx asked as he followed after her.
" I wasn't talking to you!" Larxene yelled as Bingo followed after them; which Xaldin didn't seem at all surprised to see.
" So how can you guys use the darkness here?" Xigbar asked. " Back at the one clearing I couldn't even summon my sniper."
" Well see, Windy here-"
" -Porcupine!" Xaldin warned.
" Oh, you want to be called Porcupine now too? Ok, Porcupine here-
" -Axel!"
" Now Eyebrows, you just can't have the same name as me. The wonderful thing about Axel, is that I'm the only one-"
Xaldin threw another spear at Axel, but he used a chakram to send it flying away. Xigbar wasn't sure, but he was pretty certain that Axel had a thing for nicknames.
" Anyway, as I was saying, Muscles here-" (at this Xaldin seemed to flinch, but said nothing) "-is like a super-duper vaccum-thingy-ma-watsit. Only in reverse. So he blows all the smoke away, leaving behind sweet smelling, freash air. As Larxene had just pointed out to us." Axel explained as they walked out of the library's doors. The last sentence obviously implied Larxene's kunai knives.
So, they made it out of the Everburning, smoke-infested library alive. No one really thanked Axel for the rescue, but it wasn't needed because Demyx never mentioned about the doll house, nor did Larxene seem like a ticking time bomb around Axel anymore. And Xigbar actually considered Axel a--familiar aquaintance, if you'd call it that. To add to this, they all learned a valuble lesson that day, and that lesson was: Never piss Larxene off.
" WHO THE HELL THREW THAT SPEAR AT ME!"
" Uh-oh..." Axel, Xigbar, and Xaldin said with horror.
" XALDIN!!!"
" Run, Forest Run!" Axel yelled. " And don't look back!"
" Do you think he'll make it?" Xigbar asked, as Xaldin made a made dash to anywhere but there.
There was a blur of movement as Larxene used her power of lightning to move from twenty feet in front of them, straight to Xaldin, who had run up a side stair case near the Library that led to the Dinning Hall. However, it appeared he didn't make it into the room and only reached the top of the stairs.
" AHH!! Please don't Larxene! It was an accident! " He cried. " Axel was the one who threw it-Hey! Put those away right now young lady! That's not supposed to do that!!!"
" I'm guessing no....he didn't make it...." Axel said nervously.
" Well, I'm going to bed." Xigbar said nervously too.
" Me too! G'night Eyepatch."
" Eyepatch?" Xigbar inquired, wondering why he had gained the new nickname.
" Yeah, Scarface is already taken."
" Who's that?"
" Run, run away!" Cried Demyx, with Bingo running along the side of him. " Saix is coming!"
" That's who." Axel said with a nervous grin as he ran off.
Xigbar wondered why Axel ran off so fast when Saix appeared, glared at the library and yelled, " Who is responsible for this mess!" And seeing as Xigbar was the only person left near the library, Saix turned his death glare to Xigbar, as if he were the culprit.
" Oh, well, I guess that's my cue..." Xigbar said as he lifted up his hood and teleported out of the havoc Axel had created.
Overall, it had actually been a very entertaining day for them.
The End
 Sevita Rhys · Sun Aug 12, 2007 @ 06:33am · 2 Comments |
