Me: (talking to whoever will listen) So I finally beat The Subspace Emissary!
Aforementioned Girl (hereafter to be known as AfmG: Ahh! (my name)! No one
cares about ******** Nintendo!
Me: Actually, a lot of people care about Brawl. Why do you hate Nintendo, anyway?
AfmG: Because it's gay.
Me: What about it mekes it gay?
AfmG: Because of the way Bowser rapes Peach, and because of the happy characters.
Me: Okay, one: What's wrong with happy characters? Two: Bowser doesn't rape Peach.
AfmG: Yes he does! How else do you explain the Koopa turtles?
Me: Um... that's what's known as a
plothole, something intentionally left unexplained.
AfmG: No, that's called Bowser raping Peach.