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I like to eat ( a choji story. a shrt from naruto series )
His name was Chouji. His favorite hobby was eating. He never let anyone but him have the last potato chip. If someone threatened to take it, he’d fight until death to gain victory. One day at school, he was put into a team of 3. His two teammates were Ino and Shikamaru. Chouji found them to be very reliable and trustworthy, not knowing that they were spies of an enemy country.

One day, Ino decided that she would go for a walk. Chouji and Shikamaru followed along, with Chouji not knowing he was falling right into an enemy trap. They stopped to eat, and Chouji took out his favorite brand of chips, Lays. Ino took a glance at the chips and nodded to Shikamaru.

“Hey Chouji,” the young man said, “Why don’t you eat a special ramen that Ino packed for you?” Almost suddenly, Chouji snatched the special ramen out of her hand and started gulping it up.

“There’s something wrong,” Chouji thought. “Ino hates me. She’d never give me her own special ramen! Unless…” He jumped up. “Are you celebrating my birthday early!” Ino and Shikamaru collapsed in disbelief.

“NO YOU IDIOT!” they shouted together. “We poisoned that ramen so we could take you hostage!” Abruptly, they clasped their hands around Chouji’s mouth and dragged him away to Puerto Rico, where their master Orochimaru lived.

“Good job, my pretties,” Orochimaru said.

“So Orochimaru-sama, where’s that new flavor of Lays potato chips you were going to give us?” Shikamaru and Ino asked in unison. Halfway unconscious, Chouji jumped up.

“NEW FLAVOR OF LAYS!” he asked. He started jumping up and down like an avid monkey waiting for his bunch of bananas. Ino and Shikamaru started screaming and hollering that the new flavor of chips was meant for them and not for Chouji. They explained while trying to get a hold of Chouji that he was meant to be a taste-tester for Orochimaru’s company, The Sound Fishery.

“But I hate fish!” Chouji complained while dodging the kunais Shikamaru was throwing at him. “Chips are my favorite!” Ino and Shikamaru collapsed again. Once they arose from their unconsciousness, they explained calmly that this was the whole reason they took Chouji hostage, to make him try the food, not to ask him if he wanted to or not.

From that day on, Chouji was known as the Sound Taster, and was never seen in Konoha again. Ino and Shikamaru got their bag of Lays, only to find out that it was fish-flavored and disgusting. They gave up on Orochimaru’s business, never to be seen again.