Have you every felt like some one is watching you but when you turn around no one is there, thats cause a monkey with a laser gun is following you where ever you go. It all adds up,the strange noises, the weird shadows, it all points to the monkey with the laser gun. So think again if you walk alone because the monkey will be watching you.
4 Rules of protection: These rules will help you prevent a monkey attack.
1.Keep Several bananas around to keep the monkey off track.
2. Walk with a buddy, every one has their own personal monkey to match their personality, so it will not attack if seen by another person.
3.Never threaten any monkey, they will get insulted if you insult their monkey friends.
4.And the major important rule is to nevergo in a dark alley wearing yellow singing peanut butter jelly time. It will make them get hyped and start to beat you with a baseball bat.
So remember these rules kids and you will be protected for the worse.
Tune In next time for another Moment of thought
 Secret Ninja of doom · Mon Jun 23, 2008 @ 01:12am · 1 Comments |
