omg ******** god i was so bored today like in class i was playin with my eyeballs and the teacher was passin out papers and the girl in front of me was handing me the papers and that bitchey paper sliced my eyeball naw im just kidding but i was playin with my balls and i was like better stop cuz if that paper with slicey i'd have 1 ball must have 2 balls
oh yea i have the funniest joke totally orinagal by mama me say peeness put loud and it sounds like p***s i was sayin that to everybody and this one dude thought he was really cool by tellin me that and i was like you a** i started that one