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1. If you're stupid enough to cheat then the world should know you'd be dumb enough to get caught.
2. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want real relationships.
3. Girls expect guys to make the first move.
4. Looks aren't everything.
5. Girls don't really care about what's below the belt. So please don't expose anything that'll scare her away.
6. If she really doesn't wanna talk about something, don't force it out of her.
7. You have to tell a girl how you feel about her; we make no assumptions.
8. When you're wondering what to say, or how you look, or whether or not we'll like you, just remember, we're already out with you. That means she said yes when she could've said no. That means she made a plan when she could've just blown you off. So that means it is no longer your job to try to make her like you. It is your job not to mess it up.
9. Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
10. Don't ever lie to her ; she'll find out.
11. If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
12. We deserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
13. Never try to impress a girl by being someone else.
14. Never ever make promises like "Promise me we'll be together forever" or "Promise me we'll make a family on our own, have lots of children and live in a big house". Promises CAN be broken.
15. Don't procrastinate. Ask her before it's too late.
16. Never hit girls. They'll hate you if you ever do.
17. Too much cheesiness is a turn-off. It's sad.
18. Just because she flirts with you, it doesn't mean that she likes you.
19. If you say she's fat or has a flat chest, make sure you're ready for what comes next.
20. It's okay to ask the girl where she wants to go on the date.
21. Don't kiss on the first date.
22. Don't claim her (saying that she's your girlfriend) if you didn't ask her yet.
23. If you're younger than the girl you're dating, don't think that it's an advantage for you that you're dating an older girl. It also makes it seem as if the girl is really desparate.
24. If you take her out to eat, you don't have to go anywhere fancy/expensive.
25. Ladies, if the guy you like tells you that he'll ask you out ONLY if you change your image/style, don't waste your time. Find another guy who will accept you for who you are.
26. Once you guys are hooked up, don't talk about past relationships unless it's crucial for either of you to know.
27. Don't talk only about yourself. Talk about her as well, ask her questions.
28. Don't make out, french, or eat the guts outta each other in public. It freaks everyone out.
29. Don't wink at her, that's for old perverted jackasses.
30. Don't picture her naked. Girls don't like perves.
31. Don't expect her to sleep with you.
32. Don't hire one of your friends to spy on her, that's stupid.
33. If you're gonna tell her jokes, make sure they're funny.
34. Girls, will sometimes do something they don't feel right doing if you pressure her to. So DON'T pressure her! Ask first!
35. Girls do the things they do for a reason.
36. If she wants to be alone then give her space.
37. Don't stare down at her shirt. That's.. wrong.
38. Don't act all tough and cool around her/your friends. She's going to think you're a loser.
39. Let her choose a movie. You'll survive if she chooses a chick flick.
40. If you're seeing a girl and you want to ask her to be your girlfriend, go for it. If she objects, then she must have a reason for that. But don't be pessimistic, she's probably waiting for you to ask her.
41. Never check out other girls when you're on a date. It makes them feel less important.
42. Instead of calling her pretty/sexy/hot, be original. Call her beautiful.
43. Make sure she's having a good time and she's smilling/laughing a lot. Make her feel like she's the center of attention -- at least to you.
44. Never ask her to kiss you on the lips.
45. Don't say you understand when you don't.
46. Girls are pretty, but yours is always the prettiest.
47. If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you don't.
48. If she's your girlfriend, never ask "Are you cheating on me?" unless you're really suspicious.
49. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big.
50. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us.
51. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
52. It's good to be sensitive. Sometimes.
53. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
54. Don't ask us to give you head; If you are nice, you might just get it. okay? not true .
55. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
56. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
57. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it?
58. We hate porn.
59. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
60. Don't bullshit behind her back. Especially to the friends that you guys share, because she will always find out.
61. We are always right; so don't forget it.
62. Don't tell us other girls are beautiful/hot/cute/pretty, unless we say you can. (and mean it) And if you do, you must immediately follow up with compliment for us.
63. Hold our hands, it would be nice.
64. Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
65. You just can't force us to like sports if we don't ..especially those associated with the WWF.
66. Do what she means, not what she says.
67. The worst gift that you guys can give is a bra or tictacs.
68. The "little things" in a relationship are sometimes the biggest.
69. Pot, drinking, smoking and other crap like drugs is not cool and the actually good looking girls would probably dump you if you did it. So quit.. NOW. (Unless we do it. xD)
70. Be yourself.
71. If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...We'll be laughing to -- that is unless we hurt ourselves.
72. Remember, ladies first. Unless, she insists on men going first.
73. Any man has a chance to sweep any woman off our feet. Just needs the right broom.
74. Girls like to win most of the time.
75. When you are talking, don't be lookin’ at her mouth. Don't be wondering what she looks like naked.
Listen to what she is saying and respond.
Lol. Found this I think on Facebook. Might come in handy. xD rofl
 Braindogg · Fri Nov 21, 2008 @ 10:45pm · 1 Comments |
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