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Lulful Quotes ~&3
"In every group of boys there is always a girl, and she is a tomboy, in every group of girls there is always a boy, and he is gay."
- AmayexGaara
"Besides... there's no such thing as puppet sex."
- iFwee
"We're S-Ranked Criminals and you're worried about /underage drinking/?!"
- Audee_Diggory
"My computer won't let my type japanese... IT'S RACIST!"
- zTomboy
"We should totally have a quotable quotes page for quotable quotes!"
- iVamped
"So, what is Ash's real name? Ashl--?"
"Bob."
- iFwee & Sister
[/on the phone] "Mikami's sitting in the corner..."
"I see..."
"Ulquiorra's in the bathroom..."
"I see..."
"Cedric's on the ceiling..."
"I see..."
"No, you don't see! You hear! Dx"
- Audee_Diggory & iFwee
"How much are they? =3"
"Around 36k, I think. &.&"
"D:&; God damn, do you think I have that kind of gold missy?!"
"I'm a mister! ;___;"
- - DJ Miyoko & ume x Origami Airplanes
"I just learned that peanut butter and anything with peanut butter in might have SALMONELLA in it...and that can kill you...so dont eat the yummy peanut butter people!"
"But I like the peanut butter people; they're tasty D;"
- XxXqueenpinkchickXxX & Macabeak
"Someone prank-called a friend of mine while masturbating! D="
- Macabeak
"What's happenin` ;D"
"MY DOG IS RAPING MY GOLDFISH!"
- The Cuddle Bear & iFwee
"Hm, can you get that for me?"
"What?"
"... You can't answer a question with a question!"
- Mother && iVamped [/kindrephrased]
[/going into the car]
"Uh... I don't need my umbrella today."
"Where did you get it from?"
"The... car?"
"And therefore, that's where it's going."
- iFwee's Sister & Dad
"I'm going to eat it." (note: eat it sounds like 'idiot' from her saying)
[/dad whacks across the head]
"Did you just call me an idiot? D&"
"I said EE-TING EET. DD="
- iFwee's Sister & Dad
[/looking at Ikki with shirt opened] 'Man, he looks so hot ... Wait, heterosexual thoughts, heterosexual thoughts! Emili naked... oh yeah.'
- Kazu from a IkKazu fic
They step in, take their coats off. Mitani's still a scrawny redheaded loser in the dorkiest pair of suspenders Kaga's ever laid eyes upon; Kaga's still an a*****e, but he doesn't need to take his jacket off for Mitani to know that.
- From a KagaMita Hikaru no Go Fanfiction
"Duuuuuude ! Youtube isn't working! [/pouts and looks at address bar] Oh, I typed in 'youtubes'."
- iFwee
"Out of the whole band, Who you think will most likely rape someone?"
"Michael Jackson."
"What?"
"Well, he is part white, part black, part child-molester, part-female, part-male, and part-gay."
- Classmate, iFwee, Classmate, Classmate [/no offense Dx]
"I just met this guy who called me a dork. I think he's my new best friend."
- Some Yaoi Roleplay I was Reading [/xD]
"Is that a girl or a guy . . . ?" [/referring to Akito]
"It's a guy, you can tell from the curves from the a**!"
- Onigiri & Kazu
"I've decided that when I turn 80, I'm turning gay unless I'm married."
- Brandon in a text
"Punch him in the face with your feet."
- SaikoTaiko
"You’re really confronting me while your comrades stare at you naked?"
- Mammon, from a MammonxBel Fic
"Why does everyone have an 'i' in their name? iFwee. iVamped. iReggie. What's next, iShitMyself ?"
- Hana-kukki
“Hibari-san needs some treatment!”
“Hibari, you need some treatment!”
“b*****d, you need some treatment!”
- Tsuna, Yamamoto, Gokudera from a Fanfiction
"Red means stop. Green means go. Yellow means GO FASTER !"
- Mrs. Schwartz
"I will suck your blood TO THE EXTREME !"
- Hana-kukki, imitating Ryohei from a roleplay.
"Happy Christmas !"
"Er . . . Merry Halloween !" ^^
- Dhevil
"So, what do you want to be when you grow up ?"
"A vegetarian."
"You want to eat all vegetables when you grow up ?" o.O
"Yes."
"Do you mean veterinarian ?" o.O
"Yes. I want to be a vegetarian."
". . . KUHAHAHAHA !"
- iFwee && Sister && Aunt
"Okay, rock, paper, scissors to settle this !"
"Rock, paper, scissors !"
[ / plays scissors / rock / rock / God - motion ]
"GOD !"
"What ?"
"God wins everything !"
"You can't use God !"
"Maybe if you ask Him nicely, He'll let you."
- Classmates
[ / next day - sequel to last one ]
"Rock, paper, scissors, okay ?"
"Rock, paper, scissors !"
[ / plays rock / scissors / God - motion ]
"GOD !"
"What ?"
"I played God, so God wins."
"But God doesn't exist." o.O
"ARE YOU SAYING THAT GOD DOESN'T EXIST ?!"
- Classmates &3
"Scream bloody murder."
"So do I actually say ' blood murder ' . . . ?"
- Mrs. Spain & iVamped
[ / comes in making ' pleasuring noises ' ]
"The fudge ? What are you doing ?! Mastur--"
"Taking a shower."
"IN MY ROOM ?!"
- Sister & iFwee
"How can you determine who wins the war ? ( / referring to WWII ) Do you have someone to count the dead bodies or something . . . ?"
- Classmate
" I'll call you back, I'll call you back, I GOTTA CATCH `EM ALL ! "
- Me, ' cosplaying ' as Ash. x_X
" Hmh. Qdobo. & looking at a menu to Mexican restaurant & It sounds Mexican. "
- Someone
" I can just imagine Hitler placing to hands up, the crowd going silent, and Hitler saying ' I tooted '. Then the crowd goes wild. "
- Hana-Kukki
" If Gokudera was the Hitler, the Jews would be the Baseball Idiots and we'll have the holocaust all over again ! "
- x x
" What are you doing ? "
" I'm humping the fish. < makes humping movement over toy fish >
- iFwee && Sister
" EHO YOU ! "
- Hana-kukki ; typo error. xDD
" My shoes feel as if they are coming off. "
" THEN TIE THEM BEFORE THE RIDE STARTS ! " /atthefair
" MY SHOES AREN`T TIE - ABLE ! "
- Sister && iFwee
" Speak in a British accent. "
" Oh hawt dayum. "
- Sister && iFwee
/sister trying to get in the car
" Are you drooling ? "
" What ? Was I drooling ? "
" I don`t know, all I can see is your butt. "
- Mom && Sister && iFwee
" I am the Namimori Middle School`s Honor Disciplinary Committee or Prefect`s Head Chairman, Hibari f**king SEXY Kyouya to you f**king nosy herbivores. "
- Hibari Kyouya ;; iFwee o Ao
C // - /flips middle finger -
K // What time ?
 x STORM r i o t · Sat Jan 10, 2009 @ 02:17am · 0 Comments |
