Brittany: "Oh my gawsh guys. Here, let me sing a new song I'm working on for you. Lalaagh!! Laahaa!!" *Sings awfully*
Guy 1: "Oh god! That's awful!"
Guy 2: "I forgot why we liked this man-chick!"
Brittany: "Here, let me remind you..." She says seductively. *She puts on a blonde wig and dances around a pole for their enjoyment*
Guy 2: "Ahh. Now I remember."
And the whore shall dance on. Because of fantasies of loser men, who can't appreciate a real woman.
Sad, sad world.
 Braindogg · Sat Jan 24, 2009 @ 01:04am · 1 Comments |
