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Me and -Zero got out of English class early to check out the Career Fair, so we go and there's really nothing special. But yeah, after that. I go and walk towards my Sewing class.
Nick says: "Where are you going?"
I say: "This is where my next class is."
Him: "Well, why are you going there?"
Me: "Cause that's where the home ec room is."
Him: "Well, but why?"
Me: "I dunno. Cause it's my class." And then I realise the bell might have not even rung. Though there were a few students in the halls. Whatever. So we go back up and run into Spazbite and Pikachu. Then Nick goes to leave, and we're all like "What are you doing?"
He totally thought it was 3:30! xD But he had a spare, but it still wasn't 3:30. He phailed so badly.
But yeah, like Spazbite said, we were SUPER hyper in Sewing class. I said one word and Ms. Lamont freaks out and tells me to keep quiet and to not be a disturbance or she'd split me and Spazbite! xD I wasn't even doing anything! But then, after that, that's when I purposely became a disturbence. I ended up yelling out "PHONY!" At Tina for some reason. Anyway.
But yeah. After that class, we decided to go bug Mr. Wood. On our way there, Sam says:
"You should totally go up to Mr. Wood and yell 'Phony!'"
So I say ok.
So, we walk into his classroom, I can barely contain my laughter. (I'm just above his belly button or so in height.) He's sitting at his desk. I walk up to him, point my finger in his face, and I yell, "PHONY!!"
THen I walk out laughing my a** off. I tried to go back into the room, and I see Spazbite laughing on the floor. She's laughing so hard, she uses the desk for support, and she knocks over her binder. Her binder flops open and her pencil falls out. So she picks it up and throws it at my head, and it gets stuck in my hair!! This just blows us over. We both fall to the ground laughing.
Mr. Wood says, "Wow you girls are HYPER today!"
Then someone calls out my name, and Spazbite calls for me to hide, so I do. Then she goes into the hallway and calls out "Ok, all clear!" So I come out of hiding.
Then Spazbite spots Mr. Wood's coffee cup and thrusts it at me, telling me to drink it.
Mr. Wood: "No, I dont think you'll wanna drink that."
Spaz: "Yeah, its all yer back wash!"
Me: "I'll give it to Melissa! She'll love it!"
Spaz: "Yeah, and place this sample in a small conatiner in her fridge, labeling "Thursday", with other samples that say Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday!" then I laugh somemore.
Mr. Wood: "Thats a bit creepy..."
Mr. Wood: "Sheesh, you guys are hyper today."
Me: "It wasn't this bad in sewing!"
Mr. Wood: "Oh, I'm so sure."
Spaz: "It really wasn't!"
Me: "Yeah! Its your fault! We wouldn't be this hyper if we didnt see you!"
Mr. Wood looks like he was just shot, but smiling all goofy like. It was funny.
Then we leave and he says something, but we don't catch it. Then we walk back to our lockers and our friend Stephinie comes up to me, and throws a Tampon box in my locker.
I say: "Tampons! What?" I was laughing.
Spaz: "Omg! You should totally give it to Mr. Wood!" I nod and she tell her to hurry up.
Me: "Go keep watch, to make sure he doesn't leave!" She nod and runs back to his room.
I finish getting my stuff on, and I run off to his room, and they're in the hallway talking. Walking up to them fidgeting to get a tampon out of my pocket (Still in the box) without him seeing.
I hear Mr. Wood say: "grab my salad and get ready to- Oh! I see there's Erin, Ha. You were...Stalling me." He wagging a finger at Spaz. He was smiling. Haha. I come running up with the box and yell "Mr Woooood! Here! Catch!" And I threw the tampon at him, and he catches it.
"Seriously?! This is all- This is what you came up with to stall me?!" He was either really dissapointed at us, or really dumbfounded. It was so funny. Then we run away from him laughing, and we hear him yell, "Good Bye, girls." Spaz and I wave back laughing our heads off.
It was just so funny. Sigh. Mr. Wood is so fun to bug. xD OK. I'm done.
Bye!!
 Braindogg · Thu Feb 19, 2009 @ 11:43pm · 0 Comments |
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