* @TEOTD At the end of the day
* ^5 High Five
* <3 Heart (love)
* 2moro Tomorrow
* 2nite Tonight
* 411 Information
* 4COL For crying out loud
* AAR8 At any rate
* AAS Alive and smiling
* AAYF As always, your friend
* ABT2 About to
* ACORN A completely obsessive really nutty person
* ADBB All done bye bye
* AFAIK As far as I know
* AIGHT All Right
* AML All my love
* AYSOS Are you stupid or something?
* B/C Because
* BTDT Been there, done that
* CD9 Code 9 (Parents are around)
* C-P Sleepy
* CTO Check this out
* DNBL8 Do not be late
* EZ Easy
* G2GLYS Got to go, love you so
* GAL Get a life
* GMAB Give me a break
* gratz Congratulations
* GWS Get well soon
* H&K Hugs and Kisses
* h/o Hold on
* H4U Hot for you
* HHIS Hanging head in shame
* HSIK How should I know?
* ID10T Idiot
* IDTS I don't think so.
* IYD In your dreams
* J/J Just joking
* JUADLAM Jumping up and down like a monkey
* K Okay
* KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
* LKITR Little kid in the room
* N1 Nice one
* natch Naturally
* NE Anyway
* NE1 Anyone
* NMU Not much, you?
* NRG Energy
* NUFF Enough said
* P&C Private and confidential
* P911 Parent alert
* PLZ Please
* :poof: Goodbye, gone
* POV Point of view
* PP People
* PU That stinks
* P-ZA Pizza
* QL Quit laughing
* RB@Ya Right Back at ya
* RBTL Read between the lines
* RUOK Are you okay?
* S^ What's up ('sup)
* S2U Same to you
* SEC Wait a second
* SLAP Sounds like a plan
* SM Senior moment
* T@YL Talk at you later
* TAP Take a pill
* TAW Teachers are watching
* THX Thanks
* TISL This is so lame
* U2 You too
* U8 You ate?
* UG2BK You've got to be kidding
* UR2K You are too kind
* W/O Without
* WAI What an idiot
* WIM Woe is me
* wkewl Way cool
* WMMOWS Wash my mouth out with soap
* WRUDATM What are you doing at the moment?
* WTG Way to go
* WX Weather
* WYS Whatever you say
* XLNT Excellent
* Y Why?
* YYSSW Yeah yeah sure sure whatever
* ZZZ Sleeping, bored or tired
* B4N Bye for now
* BFF Best friends forever
* BRB Be right back
* BTDT Been there, done that
* BTW By the way
* COZ Because
* CUL8R See you later
* EG Evil Grin
* EZ Easy
* FYI For your information
* G2G Got to go
* GR8 Great
* GTG Got to go
* HAND Have a nice day
* IDK I don't know
* ILY I love you
* IM Instant messaging
* IMHO In my humble opinion
* K Okay
* L8R Later
* LOL Laughing out loud
* MOS Mom over shoulder
* NE Any
* OMG Oh my gosh!
* PLZ Please
* POS Parent over shoulder
* ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
* RUOK? Are you okay?
* SOS Sibling over shoulder
* TMI Too much information
* TMTH Too much to handle
* TTFN Ta ta for now
* U You
* W/E Whatever
* XOXO Hugs and kisses
* Y Why
* ZZZ Tired or bored
* ? Huh? or Question
smile Smile
smile Smile with a nose
wink Wink
wink Wink with a nose
biggrin Very Wide Grin
razz Sticking out Tongue
:* Kisses
:**: Returning Kiss
:I Hmmm...
sad Frown
> sad Angry Frown
:[ Real Downer
:-< Forlorn
mad My lips are sealed
surprised Oh, nooooooo!
:-! Foot in mouth - oops!
P* French Kiss
O smile Angel
}:[ Angry, frustrated
[ neutral Frankenstein
^5 High Five!
:/ Wry or sassy comment
=:-O Oh, I'm scared!
(@_@) stunned
(o_o) shocked
~�/~ Waving hello or goodbye
smile )) Reeeaaally big happy smile
& smile From a person with curly hair
# smile From a person with matted hair
:> Smile with a bite of sarcasm
:-> Smile with definite sarcasm
*<| smile Santa Claus or clown
=^.^= A cat smiley
~ sad Steaming Mad
smile Happy
:@) Pig
sad Sad
3:-O Cow
wink Wink
:{|} Monkey
biggrin Big Grin
~:> Chicken
; wink Batting Eyelashes
@};- Rose
:-/ Confused
-/-@ Rose
mad Love Stuck
%% Good Luck
:”> Blushing
**== USA Flag
:p Tongue
(~~) Pumpkin
:* Kiss
~o) Coffee
:O Shock
B-X Skull
X-( Angry
* smile Idea
:> Smug
:-L Frustrated
B-) Cool
< wink smile Cowboy
:-S Worried
[-o< Praying
> wink Devilish
@-) Hypnotized
sad ( Crying
$-) Money Eyes
smile ) Laughing
:-” Whistling
neutral Straight Face
:^o Liar Liar
/ smile Raised Eyebrow
b-( Beat up
O smile Angel
smile >- Peace
:-B Nerd
[-X Shame on you
|-) Sleep
biggrin / Dancing
:-& Sick
> biggrin < Hugs
8-| Rolling Eyes
:-$ Shhh
surprised ) Clown
8-} Silly
=P~ Drooling
confused Thinking
#-o D'oh!
=D> Applause
=; Talk to the hand
_/ Empty Glass
~/ Full Glass
|_|} Cup of coffee
< smile Innocently asking dumb question
=-O the Enterprise
=-O * * * Enterprise firing photon torpedoes
=-O~~~ Enterprise firing phasers
neutral ambivalent
o smile angelic
> sad angry
|-I asleep
(::[]: smile band-aide
:-{} blowing a kiss
-o bored
:-c bummed out
sad ) can't stop talking
:*) clowning
:' crying
:'-) crying with joy
:'-( crying sadly
:-9 delicious, yummy
:-> devilish
;-> devilish wink
:~) drunk
:-6 exhausted, wiped out
sad frown *see smile for other frowns using ( instead of )
~/ full glass
_/ glass empty
^5 high five
((((name)))) hug
(()):** hugs and kisses
:-I indifferent
:-# lips are sealed
:~/ mixed up
**** popcorn
&&&& pretzels
@}>-'-,-- rose
:-@ screaming
:-O shocked, surprised
smile smile
=) smile
=o) smile
=O) smile
surprised ) smile
:O) smile
razz sticking tongue out
^ thumbs up
:-& tongue tied
:- undecided
wink wink
|-() yawning
!-( black eye sad un-smiley
#-) Partied all night sad ) You stepped on my toe
# surprised "Oh, nooooooo!" sad 0) yelling
$-) won the lottery sad =) big teeth
%') blotto smile smiley standard
%*@ sad hung over smile 8 Dolly Parton
%*} very drunk smile smile smile loud guffaw
%+{ lost a fight smile ) double chin
%-(I) laughing out loud smile )) very overweight
%- drunk with laughter smile -- 98-pound weakling
%- hungover smile X wearing a bowtie
%v Picasso smile } has goatee/beard
&.(.. crying :-, "Hmmmm."
& smile curly hair :------------) big liar
'-) wink :-/ skeptical
( o ) ( o ) hooters :-7 smokes a pipe
(-) needs a haircut :-9 smiley licking it's lips
(-: Australian :-: mutant
(-: smile Siamese twins :-< real sad smiley
(-_-) secret smile :-=) Adolph Hitler
(00) mooning you :-> happy
( cool wears glasses confused smiley smoking a pipe
( smile -) likes to scuba dive :-@ extremely angry
(:+) big nose :-C really bummed out
(:-# smiley with braces biggrin laughing (at you!)
(:-$ ill :-E bucktoothed vampire
(:-& angry :-I thinking
( sad frowning :-O Wow!
( smile surprised razz sticking out tongue
(:-* kissing :-W speak with forked tongue
( biggrin blabber mouth :-X A big wet kiss!
(:- VERY sad :- Popeye
:-X bow tie :-] biting sarcasm
:-[ pouting :-` spitting out chewingtobacco
(:< wink blabber mouth :-c bummed out
(:>-< thief: hands up! :-e disappointed smiley
(:^( broken nose :-l yet another smiley
(@ @) You're kidding! surprised surprise
) Cheshire cat :-s after a BIZARRE comment
*!#*!^*& smile schizophrenic :=) has two noses
* surprised ) Bozo the Clown :> midget smiley
:-r sticking tongue out :> wink big nose
+-( smile Religious leader confused ) philosopher
:-{ mustache :@) pig
:-{} heavy lipstick :^) broken nose
,-) one eye ... and winking wink winking smiley
- smile has mohawk & < sad dunce
:-} drunk < smile dumb questions
-=# smile wizard & <<<<( smile hat salesman
->= smile X Zippy the Pinhead & =) smile Uncle Sam
:/) not funny = smile smiley punk-rocker
: smile wears glasses =:-H football player
0-) Cyclops > smile a little devil
:< midget unsmiley >:*) Bozo the Clown
0-) scuba diver > sad mad, annoyed
0 smile angel @ smile wavy hair
3:*> Rudolph the reindeer B-) Batman
3 surprised cow B smile sunglasses on head
3:[ mean pet smiley C smile large brain capacity
3:] pet smiley E- smile ham radio operator
4 smile George Washington E-:-I net.ham-radio
5 smile Elvis Presley P-) Colonel Klink
7 smile Ronald Reagan Q smile new graduate
7 smile Fred Flintstone [ smile wearing a walkman
7:^] Ronald Reagan d smile baseball player
8 smile wizard {( smile wearing toupee
8( smile Mousketeer { smile hair parted in the middle
cool frog sad sad
8-# death smile midget smiley
cool sunglasses :* kisses
cool wide-eyed :*) drunk
8-* just ate a hot pepper :-# punched in the mouth
8-o Mr. Bill ]:-> The Devil
8 smile glasses on forehead :-$ uncertainty
8:] gorilla :-% smiley banker
8= smile Galloping Gourmet :-& tongue-tied
:###) Jimmy Durante } sad bull headed
:$) Donald Trump } smile wearing toupee in an updraft
:%) an accountant :-[ particularly angry
:'-) crying with happiness
o== or *== flame on!!!
-== a doused candle (tto end a flame)
-( always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser
%-) after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
' smile accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
- sad punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
0-( scuba diver with a broken mask
smile ... sad ... smile ... sad ... manic depressive
:-F bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
Emoticon Meaning
-------- --------
.-] User has one eye
.-) User has one eye
:-i Semi-Smiley
:-] Smiley blockhead
:-% User has beard
surprised User singing national anthem
:-t User is cross
:-: User is mutant
sad Drama
smile Comedy
:- User is male
confused User is smoking a pipe
:-=) Older user with mustache
:- Undecided user
:-p User is sticking their tongue out (at you!)
smile ' User tends to drool
:-'| User has a cold
smile 8 User is well dressed
biggrin User talks too much
:- Popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye
:-# User's lips are sealed.
surprised User is shocked
:-* User just ate a sour pickle
smile -{8 User is a big girl
:-s User after a BIZARRE comment
surprised User is surprised
:-{ User has a mustache
neutral No expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
- smile ; User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
:-% User has beard.
:-& User which is tongue-tied
:-9 User licking it's lips
sad Sad
:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-* User after eating something bitter
:-> Hey hey
:-X User is wearing a bow tie
:-6 User after eating something sour
:-0 User is an orator
:-7 User after a wry statement
:-#| User with bushy mustache
:-@ User face screaming
:-% User is a banker
:-} User wears lipstick
smile Humor (or smiley)
:-v Talking head Smiley
:-c Bummed out Smiley
mad "my lips are sealed" Smiley
:-@ User's beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso
neutral "have an ordinary day" Smiley
:-e Disappointed Smiley
:-< Real sad Smiley
:-I Hmm
sad Boo hoo
:-8( Condescending stare
:-# User's lips are sealed.
:-O Uh oh
:-Q Smoker
: smile User wears glasses
:<| User attends an Ivy League school
:=) User has two noses
:> Midget Smiley
:> wink User has a big nose
:%)% User has acne
:~) User's face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
:n) User with funny-looking right nose
:u) User with funny-looking left nose
wink Winking Smiley
;- Popeye gets his lights punched out
'-) User only has a left eye, which is closed
(-: User is left-handed
(-) User needing a haircut
( smile Smiley big-face
( sad unSmiley frowning
( smile -) User likes to scuba dive
(:I Egghead
) sad UnSmiley big-face
) cool Scuba Smiley big-face
{ smile Smiley with its hair parted in the middle
{( smile User is wearing toupee.
}( sad User, wearing toupee in wind.
+-( smile User is the pope
+ smile Smiley priest
,-} Wry and winking
*-( Cyclops got poked in the eye
* surprised ) User is a Bozo
*<| smile User is Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
<:I Dunce
<|-)= User is chinese
= smile User is a hosehead
=:-#} Smiley punk with a mustache....
= smile Smiley punk-rocker
>- Female
>:-< Mad
%-^ User is Picasso
%-) User is cross-eyed
#-) User partied all night
@-) Person submitting is Cyclops
@:I Turban
|-O Birth
|-) Hee hee
|-D Ho ho
|-) User is asleep (boredom)
|-P Yuk
0-) User wearing scuba mask
cool User wears glasses
8 Infinity
8-| Suspense
8-# Death
8 smile Glasses on forehead
8:] Normal smiling face except that User is a gorilla
B-) Horn-rims
B-| User is wearing cheap sunglasses
g-) Smiley with ponce-nez glasses
o-) User is a cyclops
P-) User is getting fresh
[ smile User is listening to Walkman radio
[ neutral ] User is a robot
AFAIK as far as I know
AFK away from keyboard
AKA Also Known As
ASAP as soon as possible
BBL be back later
BBS be back soon
BEG big evil grin
BF boy friend
BRB be right back
BTW by the way
BWL bursting with laughter
C&G chuckle and grin
CID crying in disgrace
CNP continue in next post
CSG chuckle snicker grin
CYA see ya
CYAL8R see ya later
DLTBBB don't let the bed bugs bite
EG evil grin
EMSG email message
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Repair
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI for your information
GF girl friend
GFN gone for now
GMBO giggling my butt off
GMTA great minds think alike
GTSY glad to see you
H&K hug and kiss
HAGN have a good night
HAG1 have a good one
HHIS hanging head in shame
IC I see
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IGP I gotta pee
IMO in my opinion
IMHO in my humble opinion
IRL in real life
IWALY I will always love you
JK just kidding
JMO just my opinion
JTLYK just to let you know
KIT keep in touch
KMA kiss my a$$
KMB kiss my butt
KOTC kiss on the cheek
KOTL kiss on the lips
L8R later
L8R G8R later gator
LHM Lord help me
LHU Lord help us
LMAO laughing my a$$ off
LMBO laughing my butt off
LMHO laughing my head off
LOL laughing out loud
LSHMBB laughing so hard my belly is bouncing
LSHMBH laughing so hard my belly hurts
LTNS long time no see
LTS laughing to self
LUWAMH love you with all my heart
LY love ya
NETUA Nobody ever tells us anything
NTA Non-Technical Acronym
OBTW Oh, by the way
OIC oh, I see
OK abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct)
OL old lady(wife, girlfriend)
OM old man(husband, boyfriend)
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTTOMH off the top of my head
PDS please don't shoot
PM private message
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In (Another way for PMFJI)
PMFJI pardon me for jumping in
PMP peed my pants
POAHF put on a happy face
POOF I have left the chat
PS Post Script
QSL reply
QSO conversation
QT cutie
RE Hi Again (same as re's)
ROFL rolling on floor laughing
ROFLAPMP ...and peed my pants
ROFLMAO ...my a$$ off
ROFLMAOAY ......at you
ROFLMAOWTIME .......with tears in my eyes
ROFLUTS ...unable to speak
ROTFL Roll on The Floor Laughing
RTF Read The FAQ
RTFM Read The F****** Manual
(The above is the original, it was later modified to:
Read The Fine Manual)
RTSM read the stupid manual
SETE smiling ear to ear
SHID slaps head in disgust
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SO significant other
SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
SPAM Stupid Persons' AdvertiseMent
SWAK sealed with a kiss
SWL screaming with laghter
SYS see you soon
TA thanks again
TIA Thanks In Advance
TOY thinking of you
TPTB The Powers That Be
TTFN ta ta for now
TTYL talk to you later
TX Thanx
WB welcome back
WRT With Respect To
WTF What/Who The F***?
WTH what/who the heck?
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
YBS you'll be sorry
YG young gentleman
YL young lady
YM young man
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YWIA You're welcome in advance
*G* giggle or grin
*H* hug
*K* kiss
*S* Sob
*W* wink
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Yes this does have some of my older work in it, but it is mostly facts and history.