Sora
Xemnas
Hey, Zemnas. Why don't you come out and face me!!
*steps out*
Ah, there you are!! Prepare to fall to the keyblade master.
Very well, Sora! Show me your strength!
*tries to slice but misses because Xemnas moved*
Wait, wait!!! Hold on a second!
Wh-What's wrong?
I'm not fighting you, until you do something about that hair, Sora.
What's wrong with my hair? I think it has character, character befitting a keyblade master. I gotta save the world, ya' know!
Have you looked in a mirror lately, porqupine? Are you trying to save the world or are you just trying to poke a big hole in in it?
Excuse me, Xemnas, but I don't have twenty hours to stand in front of a mirror to make myself pretty, and you failed at doing that!!
Well, Axel doesn't have a problem paying attention to Roxas, and maybe if you did do that, maybe Riku would pay more attention to you.
Why you little!! *tries to punch*
*holds by the forehead and laughs becasue Sora's arms are too short*
*pushes hand away* You don't understand!! Riku's just shy! He'll come around.
*laughs*
*gasps* Hey!! Shut up!! We're just good friends!!
Right! And the only reason Axel and Roxas hang out with each other is because they truely "understand" each other.
Hey! Don't make fun of Axel!! He's a kind and gentle guy. He just wants to be loved!!
Yeah, in bed, by Roxas!!
*gapes* Xemnas, that was evil!! Don't you even care about your own team-mate!?!
All I care about is Kingdom Hearts, for you see, Kingdom Hearts-
*taps on shoulder* Uh, Xemnas, the gamers called, they don't really care!! Now how about we rap this up before I hit puberty!?
*stabs Sora in the stomach*
AHHHHH!
How's that for rapping it up? Oh, and as far as that puberty thing goes, half of you is owned by Square and the other half's owned by Disney *claps Sora's shoulder* Guess which one owns that part of you?
*looks down, shocked*
