Today, while reading my psychology book a saw the sentence, "the hypothalamus is in charge of the "four F's" of behavior: Fighting, fleeing, feeding, and MATING. We all know what that should be. MLIA
Today I was at the convenience store, and the couple queuing in front of me were debating whether to buy condoms or not, seeing that their total bill without it was exactly $50. The woman was about to put the pack back onto the shelf, when a little kid nearby started screaming that he wanted candy, and proceeded to throw himself onto the ground, threatening to pee on the spot, while his mother stared in despair. The woman in front of me paused, then turned to her husband and said, "I think we better get these." and dropped the condoms back into their basket. I cracked up. MLIA
Today, in a pre-med physics class, the professor was going over a difficult concept when a guy piped up with "Why do I need to know physics, I'm going to be a doctor!" The professor replied "because it saves lives," and quickly returned to his lecture. A few moments later the same guy asked how it saves lives, and the professor replied "Because it normally keeps the idiots like you out of medical school." MLIA
Today, I was driving in the car with my mother. The song "Party Like a Rockstar" comes on the radio. Next thing I know my mom is singing a long. It wasn't until the end of the song that I realized she was singing "party like a lob- party like a lobster". I couldn't stop laughing. She stil doesn't know why. I'm never going to tell her what the actual lyrics are. MLIA
Today, I was at the supermarket to get some chocolate. While waiting for the person in front of me to pay for her purchase, I noticed that the her total amount came up to $69.69. I giggled a little, and in her hurry to solve the awkward situation, she threw a packet of condoms onto the counter. I cracked up at the irony. MLIA
Today, I read an FML that read "Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML" I think this is actually an FML we can agree upon. MLIA.
Today, my Spanish teacher asked the girl next to me, "tienes una pregunta?" which translates into "do you have a question?" She stood up, proclaimed "no, I'm not pregnant," and stormed off without returning for the rest of class. MLIA.
Today, we got new neighbors. The girls name is Marie-Antoniette Carlton and her brother is Paul Carlton. I just realized that their names spell out MAC and PC... they are twins. Mind-Blown. MLIA.
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