To start my story out my brother and I ordered a PAPA JOHN'S pizza (you know the best damm pizza ever) and anyways that thing was gone in 5 mintunes and then Im like s**t I gotta take a nap and it was like 4 in the evening and like my tummy was making these noises like I was hurngy and omg it was hilarious cuz my tummy would rummble at the most randomist times and then I fell asleep on the couch...2 hours later... Im like s**t im ******** up I felt like I was gonna throw up and my tummy was still hurngy so I ate a piece of bread and then all hell mary breaks out I felt like I was sick and I dont ever get sick and if i do i just puck and im done or like take some meds. and im good then bamm i puck my sick up and i tried to get to the bathroom but hell i was bunkin there but sorry i missed.. SLEEPY TIME.. I was in my bed and I still feel like s**t so my mommy always said if your ever sick drink a coke so drank it and i felt alright but not fixed then im laying in my bed...PUCK goes flying on the floor by my bed and thank god that i had some clothes there (so i wouldnt have to clean the carpet) walking to my bathroom im pucking all on the floor and holy hell i s**t in my underwear and i didnt even know it WHOA GRANDPA and then i go downstairs the lay on the couch and my brother was in the kitchen and he was like dude are you sick and i was like hell yea so he was talking aobut how papa's postins us and then he was just about to call papa johns and he was standing right behide the couch i was on and he pucks s**t all over me and i was pissed you know who wouldnt be and then i looked at the s**t and i started pucking and we were both going at it but now looking back on it that was some funny s**t