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Hey! Starting again... biggrin
Dirty Girl's pinkie explodes, running a perfectly good sandwich.
* Dirty Girl's health decreases significantly.
....Ruining a sandwich?
50+ loot biggrin
Dirty girl gets sick a lot... sad
No one died at least.. mrgreen
Sir is stricken with a case of general tumescence. Breathing becomes difficult and movements stiff.
* Sir's health decreases significantly.
Aww,,, Wonder what is tumescence?
A double rainbow appears in front of you, auguring good fortune.
* Your luck increases slightly. Good things are now more likely to happen on your journey. Hooray!
**** YEAH!
The ship is called Lil' Fuggle xd
This bush blazes with strange religious significance. It seems to be trying to talk to you.
OH YES!
Just as you're about to engage the bush in conversation, an anthropomorphic bear in a ranger hat extinguishes it. You feel a profound sense of loss.
DAMN IT BEAR! Ranger Bear how dare you? I felt enlightened!
A priestess of the jellyfish demigod wants to help you.
yes please help biggrin
She uses her healing powers to restore some of Princess Flippy's health.
* Princess Flippy's health increases significantly.
She should have helped Dirty girl, but it's all good!
Your alarm goes off, softy murmuring "open your eyes, open your eyes," over and over.
...*Is very scared*
No, you are still on your airship going to save a jellyfish demigod from vampires.
Ugh... Well at least Vampire Knight is still awesome and jellyfish are cool!
AH! DIRTY GIRL GOT SICK AGAIN!
A little bird flies in the window and wants to tell you a secret.
Little birds!
The bird gives a precise account of the end of the human race, in terms so realistic and inevitable it immobilizes you with terror.
* You lose 6 hours of travel.
Stupid bird... but owls are still cool
Sand gets in the bullets.
* Have Sir deal with it.
Funny how Sir is the military friend of mine..
Sand doesn't damage them, but Sir thinks it does and throws them out.
* You lose 10 ammo.
Arg! At least I can't use them
For not desecrating the dead, Teleri smiles upon your journey.
* Your luck increases slightly. Good things are now more likely to happen on your journey. Hooray!
Diedrich wanted me to wear it as a hat... Good thing I read the guides.. heheh..
Tried hunting, but didn't work sad
Just hope it isn't important and carry on.
* Your ship's speed decreases significantly. It will take you a lot more time to cover the same distance.
Haha
"Did you know that you can lubricate the ship's moving parts by pouring sand in them? It works! Oh me, I swear that it works. And, also, bye!"
* Your ship's speed increases slighty. It will take you less time to cover the same distance.
Somehow I know that this won't work in real life biggrin
You decline the arm wrestling and instead challenge the ogre to a knitting contest. You win by a landslide.
* You gain 50 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
Heh... I didn't want anyone's arm ripped off lolz...
You make the trade.
* You gain 50 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
* You lose 25 loot.
Oh goodie! I was pretty worried about food.. biggrin
Sir discovered a small nest filled with falcon eggs in the ship's mast.
I feel that someone is gonna die soon...
Sure, you got some food, but at what cost?
* You gain 50 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
Phew! I thought a falcon would've swooped down and pecked Sir to death as we watch as we eat the eggs...
Dirty girl is always getting sick!
A mummy stands in your path.
WTF?
Mummies are an endangered species unaffiliated with vampires so you wait for it to shamble across your way safely.
Oh.... biggrin The more you know~
"Did you know that you can eat cactuseses? They are full of nutrients and sort of gross-tasting water, just like you and me. Uh huh, bye."
* You gain 25 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
I could've told yah that...
You find zombie rats in your food.
Stupid rats! ME NEED TO BUY SOME KITTY CATS, BUT I GOT TO PAINT THEM GREEN CUZ FLIPPY DOESN'T LIKE CATS...
You kill the undead buggers, but a bunch of food is ruined. Zombie rats are a sign that vampires are near.
* You lose 50 lbs of food in addition to what your crew already ate.
....UGH VAMPIRES.... Only if Zero was around to hunt them biggrin Or if I was a vampire hunter!
This was actually just the set up for a really boring religious lecture. You assure her you've already found your own dog.
* You lose 3 hours of travel.
FUDGE! I only helped her because I didn't want her smacking Dirty girl or the others biggrin
You find a bear munching on a cow carcass. A friend of the jellyfish, he invites you to take some with you.
* You gain 25 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
OH YAY! Bears are so cool!
The world's bounciest trampoline leads to tragedy when a high-flying child gets sucked into your engine.
* Your ship's speed decreases significantly. It will take you a lot more time to cover the same distance.
Kids are dying in my engine...
During the night you have a strangely lucid dream in which you learn a shortcut through the desert, then see your older self being thrown through a plate glass window by a gorilla.
Eh... what's to lose?
The shortcut works!
* You save 6 hours of travel.
YUPPERS BUT THAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION SO..
You find a good bit of loot in their pocket, too.
* You gain 25 loot.
LOL I KILLED SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY WERE LITTERING biggrin
You give them some food and money. That pretty much solves all of their real problems.
* You lose 25 lbs of food in addition to what your crew already ate.
* You lose 25 loot.
WTF WAS THIS ABOUT?
OCEAN CHECKPOINT! biggrin
It would be totally suck if I died at this point because we're low on food...
"Did you know that I was once diagnosed as a hoarder? It is my secret shame. I have been hoarding bullets for several years, but perhaps you can take them away so I have more room to order useless items from television. Bye!"
* You gain 5 ammo.
HE'S SO CUTE!
still can't hunt
Wolf develops a case of "rocketbutt."
* Wolf's health decreases slightly.
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You all stop to get matching anchor tattoos, but Sir mishears and gets a unicorn.
* You all have a good laugh at Sir's error.
I love how Sir is a male and he gets a unicorn tattoo...
The unicorn gang doesn't see the humor in Sir's unauthorized use of their symbol, however, and tears the flesh off Sir's arm.
* Sir's health decreases slightly.
Poor sir....
F! WE ONLY GOT 6 FOODS!
That you so much DIEDRICH I WUVZ SO MUCH
Your crew harvests several pounds of smelly, slimy food.
* You gain 50 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
I like eating dried sea weed...
In all your haste to make it to the end you accidentally left Princess Flippy behind a few stops back.
* Go get Princess Flippy.
FUDGE~
You waste valuable hours going back to get them.
* You lose 12 hours of travel.
I might sacrifice her...
"Did you know we accidentally ran over an old ethnic woman last night and she came up to Princess Flippy and whispered 'thinner' and now Princess Flippy keeps losing a bunch of weight and it's worse than it sounds? Uh oh! So I guess I'd better go, so see you later!"
* Princess Flippy's health decreases significantly.
Serves her right
"Did you know that Dirty Girl sometimes sleepwalks down to the hold and throws fistfuls of loot off the side of the ship? Ha ha, wow, what a thing to do, right?"
* "Yeah, so I'll see you later!"
*shakes head* Now we know...
Diedrich coughs up a moist ball of loot.
* You gain 25 loot.
I WUVZ YOU SO MUCH!
LOL this is full of Diedrich fan girling
Dirty Girl has a great idea for a pasta dish.
* You're looking forward to dinner.
biggrin
Dirty Girl made a very interesting bowl suited for holding pasta out of a bunch of bullets welded together, but no dinner.
* You lose 5 ammo.
...........................................
Dirty Girl starts choking on a piece of food.
COME ON LET'S EAT HER PUKE... I'M SERIOUS WE ONLY HAVE 6 FOOD LEFT
You successfully free the blockage from Dirty Girl's throat. It still looks edible!
* You gain 25 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
THANK YOU!
Err... she's sick but it's all good..
That is the correct answer. The universe smiles on your respect for cosmic law.
* Your luck increases significantly. Good things are now more likely to happen on your journey. Hooray!
HOORAY!
Uhh... Dirty Girl died and I got sick... sad
Wolf has come down with a terrible case of mutiny.
* Handle the situation.
WTF? SHE'LL NEVER DO THAT, PLUS I'M DYING
Due to your poor understanding of knots, it takes you longer than anticipated to tie Wolf up.
Cannibalism anyone?
Something blew up?
Hunting is still not working
This year it's in your food store.
* You lose 25 lbs of food in addition to what your crew already ate.
FUDGE WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Lol.. Flippy gets double face... biggrin
OMG I DIED
I pet a jellybean and it give 50 food! biggrin
WOLF, SIR, AND FLIPPY ARE THE ONES WHO CAN CONTINUE...
*Sigh..* I wish they could eat my dead body..
On closer inspection it turns out they're just leeches. You brush them off and add them to the larder.
* You gain 25 lbs of food, minus what your crew already ate.
YAY FOR SIR HAVE LEECHES.... *ties sir on a rope and pushes him into a leech infested sea* biggrin *pulls him up and brush them off and into the larder* biggrin WE GOTZ MORE FOOD!
Wolf is suffering from hysterical pregnancy.
* You lose 12 hours of travel.
WTF? Umm good thing it wasn't Sir...
It turns out to be a real class act and points you in the direction of a shortcut.
* You save 6 hours of travel.
YAYZ FOR FLYING DOGGIES
DARN CHEESE ITS! THE CREW DIED.. UGH... TIME TO START ALL OVER.. *SOBS*
Meow! Woof! Moo! Oink. emotion_c8  Frogstar B · Sat Aug 21, 2010 @ 07:28am · 1 Comments |
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