so i went to a party yeserday a frat party and i was drunk to where i was almost puckin and i was in the kitchen area and this old hag was like baby boy who's your mommy i like i went to school with her and im like ooo baby tell me more or some gay s**t and there a bottle of vokda on the counter and i moved it and she's like house rules you touch it you drink it and im like im gonna puck s**t up cuz i havnt pooped in like a week and im like baby please i gotta go to the bathroom and she's like nope you gotta drink it so she pores me 3 shots and the first one went down and like s**t i cant then she's like well i guess you anit leavin then im like s**t either im gonna get molsested by this woman or throw up so i chucked those bitches back then run to the bathroom then she's like you need me to help you baby ... s**t no then im tryin to call kelly and she's like well where are you im like s**t i dont know apartment a12 and im walking outside to find a street and i hear the women sayin baby boy where are you shhh dont tell them i jumped over rails to land in these buches s**t my ******** legs are s**t now cuz of that and anyways i did get out ******** gammas so yea school was a b***h i drove half way down my driveway then im like ******** this i cant surpired i woke up in time but i came in at lunch i dont ask guess to see kelly then at lunch kelly got punched by this guy like his was playin but i ran his a** down ... half way ******** vodka god i gotta s**t now