These archives are hand-organised by my highly attractive receptionist, me.
General Customer Reviews - Learn what other people think before purchasing a Rock of your own. Art Collection - If you are tired of reading, and just want to look at pretty pictures, go here. The History of Rock - An autobiography about the world's most important man.
Actual Journal Entries (Private) [02/14/06] whoot The first entry. In which I state the obvious. [02/17/06] monotony In which I share a typical day in the life of preteen. [02/17/06] girls In which girls are confusing. [03/25/06] sypon In which atrociously bad poems are dedicated to a hep cat. [03/25/06] depression In which depression and World of Warcraft are addressed. [02/16/07] depression 2 In which depression and roleplaying are addressed. [02/12/07] valentines day In which World of Warcraft is discussed in high detail. No wonder I was depressed. [02/23/07] depression 3 In which Clippit is insulted. [08/21/07] video games In which I think my life is actually interesting. [04/09/09] fistful o questions In which I consider my resemblance to Clint Eastwood. [08/01/09] coffee In which I discuss the benefits of coffee.