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... the ever-so retarded rantings of the almighty Noah reside in here...it's stupid, it's griddy, and it's uncencored for your pleasure...


Mukade Sobakasu
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What to do when... #1: Werewolf attacks...
Hey kids, it's time for...

What
To
Do
When!

thats right! it's the only journal entry type that tells you exactly what to do in the worst case scenario like the soul-absent automaton you are! rofl

today we'll be talking about...WEREWOLVES! those adorable, snuggly balls of fluff that threaten your life every day! here's what ya do!

1: Scream, werewolves don't like screaming...psh, like that's true...
2: Get a rag and douse it with gasoline for dramatic effect...
3: Buy a priest at your local Wal-Mart...
4: Somehow managed to wrestle it onto the ground and have the priest purify it with a sacred tongue...

and if none of that works, you can kill a werewolf by simply seperating the head from the body!

thats all the time we have for today kids, tune in next time on...

What
To
Do
When!





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Ekkoh
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comment Commented on: Sun May 21, 2006 @ 10:01am

For next week's episode of "What To Do When!..." Staring Chuck Norris, Will be the follow up of "What To Do When: #1 A Werewolf Attacks.." will be, "What To Do When: #2 The Preist From The Last One Tries To Molest You!". Make sure you watch it!


>___> Sorry....................................................



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