Yup thats right. Me,Josh and Chief almost got hit by some drunk guy who was driving.
The way it went :
Me,Josh,Nicky and Chief were going to my house to pick up Love Hina for Nicky to watch. As we were crossing the street to the elmentry school ( Lafyette ) this old rusty red truck comes speeding out of no where.
Chief jmps out of the way and the car nicked my shoulder before swirving and almost hitting josh. Of course we just blinked and kept going.
But the drunk and now red faced man got out of his old beat up truck and started walking after us saying things like "You think thats funny,man??" This was pointed at me and I made a mental tally and added him to the idiots that have called me male. "Damn little shits think you are everything,huh?" H screamed still walking after us, staggering a bit.
Nicky had been smart and crossed fast before the truck came and now she walked next to Josh snickering.
The man figured he was getting no where with us so he started to stagger back to his old beat up, pale red truck.
I took the oprotunity to whisper to Josh and Nicky: "He called me a man."
They started laughing, causing the annoying red face, drunk man to come back screaming "DO YOU THINK THATS FUNNY?? I SHOULD SLAM YOU KIDS FACES INTO THE GROUND!"
First thought: And get sued? Geez this guy really is an idiot.
Second: Why didn't he just save time and hit us (well more like me) with his goddamn truck?
Third: I should sue him for threatening us.
Josh of course turned to the man saying "I wasn't laughing at you -cough-much-cough- I was laughing at something she -points to me- said!"
The man continued yelling his threats and josh stayed back yelling back at him in our defense untill finally Josh turned to catch up with us.
The way I see it is it was all the guys fault.
1. We are a group of kids wearing mostly black, how do you miss that?!?
2. He was drunk.
3. He was driving too fast. School speed limit around here is like....sloooooow.
4. He threatened us! ******** p***k can go die in a sewer. -_-;
I don't think I would have been mad if I would have gotten hit but I would if any of my friends did. domokun
So finally something eventful happened and it was funny.
Now, My throat hurts really bad and thats it crying
 Ookibuns · Sun Dec 12, 2004 @ 06:14am · 7 Comments |
