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Don't invade an alien's space. :/ But I guess you can observe my spacecraft if you want to.

	Funny Away Messages
	Funny Away Messages


XDDD - You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation. - I will be right back as soon as I find out what this button- ::KABOOM:: - I'm gone, but if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone. - I'm sorry but I have died. I will try to reach you as soon as I have been reincarnated. - Error #104: The user has gone into away mode. An error has occurred in the user's status and they are no longer responding. If you experience this problem often maybe you're talking to the wrong people. Press any key to continue. - Error #6676556.25: Reality.sys corrupted Universe Reset. Reboot (y/n)? - You've reached the hostage hotline. Please leave the amount of money that you are willing to pay for your selected hostage to be released. We apologize for any inconvenience. - If I am away, you should get a message saying: If I am away, you should get a message saying: If I am away, you should get a message saying: If I am aw... Whoops...I'm away - If I were here right now, this message wouldn't be. - I am not here right now and regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been canceled. - Notice: It's late, and by continuing to IM me you will forfeit the inalienable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness and furthermore, give me the right to have you dragged out into the street and shot at my earliest convenience. thank you very much... Management - I cant come to the computer right now. Something really bad happened to my hand (slight mutation). If you really want to know go to the Hawthorn lanes bowling alley. Check locker 208. The combination is 0-34-19. Touch the glowy thing. And don't say I didn't warn you. - You have reached the NSA early warning hotline. Since you are not supposed to know this number, an ominous, black utility van with a generic small business logo will soon be parked near your home for closer observations on your daily activity. Please leave a message, and have a nice day. smile - I'm not here, but while I'm gone, look at the numbers that shape your world! Leading cause of death among Sea-Monkeys 9% Spillage 10% Slain for pelts 11% Fall from castle tower 22% Pipe-smoking-related emphysema 20% Insufficient return postage 17% Introduction of Kool-Aid into water supply. 6% Cat. 5% Microwave. - If you can physically see me at this moment, then there's no need for you to leave a message, due to the fact that you're not at your computer and you're standing right in front of me. - Hello and welcome to our game of Away Message Tag!! -cheer- If you'd like to join the game, leave a message and we'll try to reach you when you're not around. - I'm still online. yep. ...But actually I'm at Wal-Mart. It's funny how I can do that. To learn the secrets of omnipresence, press 2. To leave a message.. leave a message. - You are IMer 982731 and grand prize winner of a new car! Please stare at your screen for the next 25 minutes to receive your car. Thank You. If you don't see your car in the seconds following that you have probably gone blind. We're sorry for wasting your time! - MY FAVORITE: I am out looking for a shrubbery. Will be back soon. Zuks · Sat Jul 08, 2006 @ 11:18pm · 0 Comments


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