Well here's a story that i wrote:
The Fangirl
By; Alicia (aka Zetsu)
Zetsu was anti-social. He always liked to be alone. He has no partner in the Akatsuki. Well, the leader thought it would be for the best since he worried he/she would be eaten by Zetsu and his cannibalistic ways. Well Zetsu did have Tobi. An annoying subordinate that would constantly follow him asking “Can I be in the Akatsuki now Zetsu-san?” Zetsu wanted to just attack him and eat him but the leader told him if he were to follow but only one rule it would be to not eat the Akatsuki or any subordinate that lie there. Well there was a good side to being alone. He never had to worry about fangirls. If you couldn’t guess, the Venus flytrap surrounding his head was kind of a turnoff to girls. He liked not having fangirls. Itachi had it bad. He couldn’t walk outside the ‘secret’ lair without at least 20 fangirls attacking. Usually it was Caitlyn. She glomped him every opportunity that she had. Zetsu had no fangirls, OR SO HE THOUGHT. Well there were those random occasions where he feels that someone is watching him. The person also gave off one of those overbearing creepy stalker vibes. When he tried to tell Sasori and Deidara, they said he was either 1) jealous or 2) imagining things.
One day he was in the park looming on his about-to-be dinner and he heard a squeal. The soon-to-be-dinner became runaway-dinner. He looked behind him to find Zetsu ready to pounce. The runaway took off.
“Dang it!” He said irritated. Another squeal came piercing though the wind. “Who is it?” Zetsu asked to nobody. No one was around. At that very second a girl of about thirteen with long brown hair, hazel eyes, and a very happy grin attacked and glomped him. She hugged him with so much force he nearly hit to the ground.
“I love you Zetsu!” the girl squealed. “Squee!” she squealed once again. Zetsu felt a bone crack. He tried to move but it was useless.
“5 second rule!” Zetsu said gasping for air. The strange girl looked up at him and she let go.
“Fine. By the way my name is Alicia. I’ll be back! Squee!” The girl said and ran off into the woods. Zetsu stayed there until he got feeling back into his arms. After that he ran back to the lair. A few Itachi fangirls were waiting for Itachi but when the saw Zetsu they ran off. After he got inside he told the remaining Akatsuki members about his experience. The Members laughed at him.
“You? A fangirl? Never!” Laughed Itachi while eating his ramen. Tobi looked at him.
“Zetsu-san could have a fangirl.” Tobi said reassuringly and stared at Zetsu. “Now?” Zetsu shook his head and Tobi walked off sulking.
“Zetsu could have a fangirl.” Sasori agreed.
“Yeah,” Deidara agreed. Kisame finished his ramen and looked up.
“I agree with Itachi.” Kisame said.
“You’re a shark! You have freaking gills and you still have fangirls.” Zetsu fumed. Kisame rolled his eyes.
“Gils are sexier than a Venus flytrap could hope to be.” Kisame said. Zetsu was ready to lunge when Itachi said.
“Wait one second. Does Mr. Anti-social want a fangirl?”
“No! I just want you all to stop… or else” Zetsu said. He then had a malicious on. “You know, because of her I never ate my dinner and I’m starting to get hungry.” All the members ran off to their rooms.
Now almost every day the fangirl attacked. Zetsu threatened to eat her and she ran off. It was on a daily basis. Zetsu couldn’t eat much. Zetsu became hungry. After two weeks of torture Alicia became suspicious. Around the same time as the first encounter at the same place, Zetsu was creeping up behind another son-to-be-dinner. It was a girl no more than sixteen. Zetsu laughed quietly when all silence was broken
“Zetsu!” the voice yelled. The girl turned to find Zetsu and ran off.
“Not again.” Zetsu complained. Alicia glomped him that instant.
“I love you Zetsu!’ she yelled.
“5 second rule… or else!” He yelled. Instead, she loosened her grip.
“How come you always threaten me but never actually attack?” She asked. Zetsu looked anywhere but in her direction. She smiled. “OMG! You like me you like me!” she sang.
“No I don’t!” he said. “I just don’t feel like going after a fangirl is all.” Alicia paused and stared but started again.
“You like me! You like me!”
“Alright fine. I do okay” Zetsu sad.
“Squee!” she squealed and hugged him. From then on they were together forever.
The End.
hope u all liked it! biggrin whee biggrin
 Matcha-senpai · Mon Aug 21, 2006 @ 01:49am · 2 Comments |
