Zetsu fangirl 2!
Well it has been a year since the last incident with Alicia. After a while she stopped surprise glomping him and they became really good friends, well more than friends but I think you get the picture. Alicia now usually visits the base and helps Itachi with his fangirl problem. She calls them and says Itachi is… (Insert random spot). But every now and then Zetsu gets another stalker vibe when he is out and about doing missions. He is kind of afraid actually but he never admits it. Well he was off getting groceries (it was his turn and he never liked to go out to the market) one day and was stuck having to pick up a bottle of purple nail polish for Itachi for one of his errands.
“Why am I always stuck getting his stupid beauty products? Purple too. I think black is better for his skin tone but I am not him. The purple clashes” Zetsu muttered going though the hundreds of bottles of nail polish to find the right shade and brand that he likes. It took a few minutes but he was able to find the bottle he was questing for. “Here we go!” Zetsu said triumphantly. “Lavender # 162 by Maybiline New York” after he finished reading off the brand he had a feeling someone was watching him in his moment of glory. Zetsu shrugged it off and went off to the counter. The clerk rang up the item.
“10.45 please” the clerk said. Zetsu looked at his nametag and it sad TAD in big bold words. Zetsu took out his wallet to find he had only 5 dollars left since this was the last errand of the day. He gave the man his credit card (a special Akatsuki visa card) and he walked away after the purchase was finished. As soon as he walked out a strange girl attacked. Well glomping attack. Zetsu wasn’t ready as he just screamed in surprise.
Back in the store (yes we are taking a quick break from our beloved Venus flytrap)… they heard a terrible scream that was muffled by the near soundproof walls. One clerk looked over to tad.
“Did you hear something tad?” the clerk asked. Tad shook his head. “Wow I must be hearing things” he said.
Back to our beloved cannibalistic plant… Zetsu screamed in surprise. The girl just sat on top of him and giggled an eerie giggle. Almost like those creepy dolls from horror movies. Zetsu struggled at first but was able to get her off. He looked at her to find her a little older than Alicia with blonde hair with fire red steaks in a green top that read My Mommy Says I’m Special across it and a pair of ripped blue jeans. Zetsu was able to get up when she hugged him quickly and she ran off. What the hell? He thought and got into a hummer and drove off to the Akatsuki base. After a half hour he finally got home. He found Itachi pacing at the front doors. Zetsu came out with the bags of things he had to pick up. Itachi spotted him and opened the door.
“Did you get it?” He asked.
“Yes Itachi-san” Zetsu answered. The two boys went into the kitchen to drop the stuff off. The other three members and subordinate came in. “Alright play-doh for Dei-san” Zetsu said throwing a toys-r-us bag to Deidara. “Wood-shine for Sasori” he said throwing a Home Depot bag at the puppet master. “Fish food for Kisame’s pet piranha Fluffy” he said throwing a pet store bag to Kisame. “Finally hair care products and purple nail polish for Itachi.” He said throwing an Ulta and CVS bag to Itachi. He squealed and looked into the CVS bag.
“YES! You even got the right color!” he said running off to try it on. The others left. Zetsu was alone in the kitchen. He turned around to find the girl at the store there staring at him. Zetsu jumped.
“What do you want?” He asked. The girl looked at him for a second and answered
“I want Zetsu-san!” she said and hugged him. Zetsu looked at the girl.
“Who are you?” he asked.
“I’m Jaime your biggest fan!” Zetsu yelped out enough for someone to notice. Luckily Alicia just came over to find him.
“Zetsu-san!” she yelled.
“Help-me!” he said gasping for air. This hug was worse than a thousand bear hugs all in one. Alicia attacked the girl and it turned into a gigantic fight that only can imagine (which I will let you imagine.) the fight you are thinking of went on for a few minutes before Alicia gained enough strength to beat the crap out of Jaime and kick her out of the base. The girl ran away but for how long only I know and I am not telling you so there. Alicia clapped her hands together.
“Phew she was tough!” she said out of breath. Zetsu patted her on the shoulder.
“Thanks Alicia” he said. Alicia just nodded. Then Kisame walked in to find a huge ripped up kitchen with stuff everywhere.
“What the hell happened in here?” he asked. Sasori then came in.
“Oh my god.” He said surprised. Deidara was next.
“OOH did someone find one of my clay birds to make them go ‘sploddy?’” he asked. Itachi was last.
“Guess we are gonna need a new kitchen.” He said.
The end!
 Matcha-senpai · Fri Sep 01, 2006 @ 04:21pm · 5 Comments |
