I'm sure that I can fix it
when I figure out the physics.
My evil plan to save the world,
just you wait 'til it's unfurled.
It'll go down in history.
It's prophetic. No, it's not pathetic!
I can't believe I made it up myself.
I have an evil plan to save the world. I am going to destroy all humans... except the Amish. The Amish, they've got the right idea. They work hard, they abide strictly by the laws of their religion, they're a ******** community, man. Everything I read about the Amish, I can't help but think, "Wow, these people are so cool. If I weren't so damn materialistic, I'd totally be Amish." I seriously would. Well, if I were Christian, anyways. The Amish, they have it going on. They are the pinnacle of r0xx0ring things up old-school.
I ******** love Amish people. Amish people kick a**. Only, they don't, because violence is bad.
I swear I'm not on drugs. Honest. Seriously. I just like Amish people. But, if you want me to do a non-Amish entry, read on!
Starving children in pain,
you can't believe in that God.
Dunno what it is, but I love that line. Maybe it's because I'm a heartless, cynical b*****d. Maybe it's because I'm so insanely non-Christian (not to be confused with anti-Christian!). Whatever it is, that line stood out to me most of all before I learned all the lyrics, and it's still my favorite.
 Happy Emo Child · Mon Oct 04, 2004 @ 02:34am · 1 Comments |
