Today I had to go to the VA hospital with my GS troop. It was actually... Really fun! I was pretty much a waitress, handing out cookies, eggnog and bananas to the Veterans. We sang carols and for helping out, we got Santa hats. I would have rather had reindeer antlers but ah well. Anyway, thats not the highlight of the day. I saw a total of THREE different Santas today. THREE! And I got to interrogate two of them.
Me: Why is there two of you Santa?
Santa 1: Because the other guy's an impostor
Me: Santa, why is there two of you?
Santa 2: Because the other guy is make believe.
Me: Huh?
Santa 2: We are Santa's helpers.
Me: But YOUR not the real Santa.. and why do you look exactly alike? Has Santa perfected cloning?
Santa 2: Yep.
Me: When?
Santa 2: About... 1 wait no two years ago
Me: Right... so you're a Santa from 3 years ago? That makes you an impersonator right? You know, you could get arrested for that.
Santa 2: Well, Yeah but then I got cloned. (wtf?) And, if you don't stop little girl Santa's not gonna get you any presents this year
Me: (Reagaly annoyed) Eh? What does that matter, you have no control over that since you're not Santa.. The REAL Santa said you were an impostor. -storms off-
**Please note that later I told the Santa one that I had busted the impostor.
There were a lot of clowns at the VA today, One of them came up to me and is like 'This guy is crying..' So I said 'Which one? I'll find out why' (Each vet got two gifts and a Christmas card)
Me: Merry Christmas!
Vet.: You too.
Me: Aww.. Why are you crying?
Vet.: -shaken up voice- I'm crying because I'm so happy!
^^This made my day smile
Moral of the day: There are a lot of fake Santas out there... Pull on the beards to see if they are real or fake
Mood of the day: ninja
 Tikii12345 · Sun Dec 17, 2006 @ 10:43pm · 2 Comments |
