ok so last night i swear that i was drunk or there was a gas leak.
i was at my neighbors house. it was me, bre (neighbor), her brother chaz, and our friend cody. we just finished watching jackass 2, which i will never get tired of, and we were all very bored. cody and chaz started doing stupid stuff like running in to things. so since i was bored too, i got up and ran full speed into the wall. i fell back on my bum. it was ******** awesome. then chaz did it too, he sucked at it tho cuz he's a wimp. then cody ran into chaz's fist. he was in little pain, so i did it. ran full speed once again and rammed my head against his fist. i bounced off the couch behind chaz, then fell tothe floor. i couldn't ******** stop laughing. i sat up and chaz lifted up the hair covering my face. there was a huge red mark on my forehead. very kick-a**. it went away after a while. damn then we got bored. i started color my ipod with sharpies, then soon i doodled a cool design on my foot. bre thought it looked cool so i gave her one on her leg. since chaz is kinda a f** he asked me to put one on his side for him. i did. then i put a tramp stamp on bre's back 3nodding funnfunngoodtime. yep. then, under the influence of jackassness, chaz asked me to draw on his but, i laughed, then found he was serious. i did. drew the same design,bre wrote a** on hs left butt-cheek. he pulled up his pants(thank god!). got bored again. chaz tried to pierce his belli-button with a sewing needle.cody said he'd pierce his own n****e if chaz could finish. chaz ended up ripping his belli-button (only a lil' bit) and cody never pierced his n****e.
bored again! who would've guessed. chaz wanted me to draw a smiley face on his rear. i said ok. i was scarred for life we he started to pull down his pants and i saw his pubes. burning_eyes oh poor little me. bre ended up drawing it instead.he is her brother after all. NOT MINE! later we all got tired so me and bre went to sleep in her room while the dudes stayed downstairs.
that'll be one ******** crazy night that i prolly wont forget till tuesday. then bre will make me remember. NOOOOOOOOOO!
mrgreen ... eek
asnjhwtranmSHWAEB · Sat Apr 07, 2007 @ 05:43pm · 1 Comments |