• Me: Sorry I didn't post for a few days or so. My mum made me volunteer for vacation bible school for a week (this week). =.= I help take care of 2nd & 3rd graders. Oh, the teacher lady said to draw an angel (to the students), so due to my boredom...I drew Konan on the chalk bored. XD I might write a nonfiction story about it... >o<
    Hidan: You type too much. =.=
    Me: I got the idea of this story because of those kids! Oh, and I've also been working on another story (not on gaia, but in my little (large) journal filled with fanfics >o< wink . I WANT DEIDARA I SHOULD'VE NEVER SWITCHED TO SASORI!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Kisame: O.O
    Hidan: Oh, Sasori~!
    Me: Jashin dammit, shut up! Oh, and I accidently said a dirty word in church. =o="
    Hidan: EL of Major Cosplay doesn't own a fuaking thing.
    Me: Remember kids, Hidan's a liar.
    Hidan: Shut up!

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    Chapter 8: A Day of Games (they're MIGHT be a part 2 if I feel like it)

    Akatsuki: *in the living room...bored*
    [silence]
    Hidan: *can't take it anymore* JASHIN DAMMIT, I AM SO BORED!!!!!!!!!
    Tobi: So is Tobi, Hidan-sempai!!
    Me: DeiDei...DeiDei....
    Kisame: What?
    Me: Uh...look! Walking fish! *ducks down*
    Kisame: I won't fall for that---HOLY SHIIT! *gets trampled by walking (running) fish*
    Tobi: Let's play games~!
    Deidara: As long as I don't have to be bored, un.
    Sasori: I'll play if Mazumi plays.
    Me: Y-yeah. Okay. (Me: OMJ I WANT DEIDARA!!!!!!! *passes out*)
    Tobi: Okay, first game is called 'Sharks and fishes.' One or two people will be shark, and the rest of people be fishes~! If fish gets tagged, fish must stay in closet! Who want be shark???!
    Everyone: *looks at Kisame*
    Kisame: What?
    Itachi: It'd be pretty ironic if you weren't shark...
    Kisame: Fine. =.=
    Tobi: OKie~. GAME START NOW!!!!!!
    Everyone: *running*
    Sasori: *uses chakra strings to make Deidara stay still*
    Deidara: What the h3ll, un?!
    Kisame: RAWR!!!! *tackles Deidara*
    Deidara: *is knocked out XD*
    Kisame: *literally throws him in closet* RAWR!!!!!
    Well...I'll just narrorate how some of the people got tagged.

    Okay...Tobi was really hungry, so he went inside the kitchen to get a cookie. Then, Kisame pops out of the pantry, and tackles
    Tobi (if I said glomp, that's just be plain creepy O.O). Therefore, causing Tobi to be scarred for life and twitching in the closet next to an unconscious body (Deidara's XD). He never got his cookie because of the cookie monster (Kisame).

    Kakuzu snuck into his room to continue counting his money. When he opened his large money chest, Kisame popped out and did a Jackie Chan move on Kakuzu; making Kakuzu have 2 heart attacks. Talk about Light Yagami (Death Note joke).

    Hidan was in his room, doing a ritual (his 'hiding' place). Just imagine a quiet room, with a bloody man on the floor praying to his god with a sword in his heart---- Okay, ex that out. It's silent, right? A very silent room... Then, A BLUE GUY CRASHES THROUGH THE CEILING AND LANDS ON THE EMO PRIEST'S CROTCH!!!!!!!!!! Well...that's Hidan's story. =o="

    Itachi was just taking a piss. (We all have to go sometime, don't we?) The only sounds were 'drip drop drip drip drip' and a sigh of relief. Ohhhhhhh... But suddenly...A SHARK DUDE APPEARS IN THE SHOWER-BATH AND SCARES THE SHIIT OF THE PEEING UCHIHA!!!!!!
    (Hahahahha, imagine Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1). 'Nuff said. =.=

    Mazumi was in the leader's room (her brother's). Pein was gone with Konan at a piercing convention with P!nk performing. She thought Kisame wouldn't dare come into her brother's room...how wrong she was. Kisame was standing behind her and poked both her sides. She screamed and went into the very, very crowded closet. Since there was not that much space, everyone forced her to sit on the unconscious Deidara.

    Sasori was the only one left, therefore making him the one who had won.

    Sasori: Whoo!!!!! I won, take that biitches!!!!!
    Deidara: *suddenly wakes up* What ha---oh, shiit. *notices I'm sitting on him*
    Sasori: *about to pull me in kiss*
    (EL (the author): Psssssssst!!!! Don't let him!! Push him away!!!)
    Me: *pushes Sasori away*
    Sasori: Why'd you do that?
    Me: Uh...
    (EL: 'Cause his breathe smells like termites!)
    Me: 'Cause your breath smells like termites?
    Sasori: Holy shiit! *runs away*

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    Me: Awwwwwww. We didn't get to play red light-green light. Maybe next time...
    Sasori: Why don't you love me anymore?! TT A TT
    Me: I still love you...BUT DEIDARA'S AWESOMER AND COOLER!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Deidara: H3ll yeah, un!!!
    Me: So...yeah. Rate and Comment! That means you crescentmoonassasin, you haven't been commenting lately. O_O