• There was a cute boy I met today
    But he was the thing I hated and that was jocks
    But I wanted to tease him before sending him away
    So I became as cunning as a fox.

    I flirted with him all day long
    Then he decided to hit my rump
    I got so mad that I became strong
    And dumped his a** in the dump

    I laughed all day, every day for a week
    Then that boy showed up to try and make a scene
    So when I gave him my strictest critique,
    He went crying, "Mommy, she's so mean!"