So this morning as I was going downstairs to get some clean clothes, my mom wakes upi and stuff. She follows me into the laundry room and tries to pants me, but I just hold on to them really tightly.
"Damn it, mum!! I'm free ballin' right now!" I say to her in aggravation.
She replies, "What....free balling? What does that mean..."
"No underwear."
"Oh...." She pauses, thinks about her next words, then decides to say something.
"Does that mean you're a boy....do you have balls?"
Okay, so I've known my mom since the day I burst out of her vaginal cavity, I know she can be really blonde sometimes, bnut this just blew my mind.
"Yes mother, I have balls, you just never noticed them when you were wiping my bum when I was a baby or anything!!!"
Wow.....I really pray to God that I don't grow up to be as idiotic as she is....
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