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I've just seen a sparrow be quite literally washed off its perch on a tree. It should have had its umbrella up. But even if it had had its umbrella up it might have slipped on a bit of wet leaf and crashed into a passing squirrel. That is what life is like. Well, it's what my life is like.
I still have no call from by current boyfriend. I am once more on the street to craziness and chocolate ice cream.
Phoned Rinrin.
"Rinrin."
"What?"
"Why did you say 'what' like that?"
"You know, sort of...funny."
"I always say 'what' like that, unless I'm speaking French; then I say 'quoi' of if it's German I say--"
"Rinrin, be quiet."
"What?"
"Don't start again, let me get to my point."
"Sorry, go on then, get to your point."
"This is a situation of sheer desperadoes, possibly."
"Why?"
"Well, I haven't heard from Cam and I thought maybe..."
"Oh, didn't I tell you last night? He told me to tell you to meet him by the bay in front of the central square by the statue of wisdomosity. By the way, that statue, I found out it's actually a woman--"
"Rinrin, you are obsessed by feminine statues, that is the sadnosity of your life, but what I want to know is this: WHAT TIME did Cam say to meet him at the clock tower?"
She was a bit huffy with me but said, "Seven thirty."
Oh, thank you, thank you. "Rinrin, you know I have always loved you."
She got a bit nervous then. "what do you want now? I've go my homework to do and--"
"My petite amie, do not avez-vouz une spaz attack, I'm just saying that you are my number-one and tip-top pal of all time."
"Am I?"
"Mais oui."
"Thanks."
"And what do you want to say to me?
"Er...good-bye?"
"No, you want to say how much you love me aussi."
"Er...yes."
"Yes, what?"
"Er...I do."
"Say it, then."
There was a really long silence.
"Rinrin, are you there?"
"Hmm."
"Come on, ours is the love that dares speak its name."
"Do I have to say it?"
"Oui."
"I...I love you."
"Thanks . See you later, lezzie." And I put down the phone. I am without a shadow of doubtosity VAIR amusant!
 sweaty_like_a_star · Wed Jun 06, 2007 @ 04:40am · 0 Comments |
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