"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-197 cool to a visiting diplomat
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
- Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-196 cool
"Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back."
- Paul Erdos (1913-1996)
"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."
- Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895)
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-177 cool
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright
"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Vince Lombardi
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante
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