ADDY: You're probably going to hell for that.
ALICE: (happily) I know.
So in other words...
Why do we award people for being shrieking jackasses?
Even when they have no discernable talent
they get slapped all over our screens for just being LOUD and SHRILL and STUPID.
Stupid apparently sells very well.
Mmm.
I'm going to spend a hundred hours on one singular drawing.
Gah.
*name has been changed.