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Crystal's Catastrophic Brithday Party |
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Okay, there are only a few words that can be used to describe the events that happened there. And I'm too lazy to put em down. So, I'll just tell you what happened and you can make them up yourself.
Okay here's where it all began.
We left for Wolf Ranch (a shopping center) to go find a present for Crystal.
We went to Claire's to look around at a bunch of stuff. We chose an orange bead necklace, orange earrings, and a matching orange bead bracelet. Oh yeah, and a cute yellow clasp purse. After that, we went home to get packed. I packed the essentials and various playstation 2 games, including DDR heart .
Mo got there before me, so when I got there she was already.......y'know....there!
Geez.
To begin this oh so hazardous day, we started off with some harmless video games. I made myself a character on the Wii. It looked almost like me, but things like that never have hair like mine. I got a slight feel for the controls and thought it was pretty cool. After we got bored we went to Crystal's room. Just then, it started to rain with thunder and lightning. We got on the computer and got on Gaia.
Just then, Mo decided to mess with the closet door. The wheel at the top of the door slipped off of the rail. That would be the first bad thing that happened that day. But oh, they get much worse. After that, the lightning got pretty nasty.
We were on the interwebz, if you remember. And if you're on the computer, and even more so for the internet, during a lightning storm, if the lightning hits nearby, the electricity can jump to your computer and shock the living Sheeyat out of you.
Crystal was doing something, and suddenly, a big light flashes like that out of the back of the computer. We were all like, "Oh mi gosh."
And yet we didn't stop. It happened for four more times before we finally got a clue.
So we looked at the school year book and talked about who we hated n_n
Sorry Avery, everyone hates you n______n heart
Then we started talking about ghosts and weird creatures and such. How ironic.
Just as we were talking about all of that jazz we hear a noise in the closet. The other door got pushed forward by something. (The closet had two broken sliding doors)
We looked to see that it was just a plastic box that had fallen. That's when we suspected a ghost to be haunting her house. I asked Crystal if anything had died in her house. After a while, we came up with a conclusion that the hamster that died in her house was haunting her closet. After a few laughs, we discarded the subject and went about our business. Just then, a shelf in the closet supporting a large amount of boxes and also the bar for hanging up clothes snapped clean off the wall and fell in an earsplitting crash. We all sat there, stupefied by this abrupt happening.
Her mom and dad came running in the room to find the closet a wreck of boxes and dead boogie man corpses. We decided to leave the haunted room for our own safety.
So we went into the living room and started to play DDR.
After a while, the pizza got there and we sat at the table to eat it. Mo was being silly and random as usual and Crystal got her usual case of the unstoppable giggles.
Gasping giggles + root beer = disaster heart
Crystal did say something like, "It would come out of my nose if I laughed."
But...welllllll it didn't.
Mo merely said, "Potato" and sent Crystal on her giggling fit of the day.
Then she stopped laughing and started gagging. I thought it was pizza.
She got up and stumbled about coughing and not breathing. Mo and I were like, "Homg we killed her."
But she stopped choking and she came back to eat.
We ate in solemn silence for the rest of the meal.
We left DDR on the whole meal and it kept singing this one and only verse of this song and it kept playing, "♫ ♪ FLLYYYY AWAY, JUST FLYYYYY AWAY. SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLY AWAAAAY!!!!! OOH OOOH!! FLYYYY AWAY YEAH FLYYYYYY AWAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!♫ ♪" So Crystal went to shut it up.
When there was peaceful silence, we named the garden gnome Walden. We offered Walden our pizza crusts by stuffing them in this little pot he was holding out.
While we were eating, we decided that something else bad was gonna happen.
Mo once more said something funny and made he suck in abruptly while drinking some root beer. I almost choked, but I coughed and swallowed in time.
We came up with several conclusions of what would happen to us next.
Mo dies, table falls, ladder falls, some one trips, and my personal favorite, death by silly string.
Just then, Crystal's mom brought in the cans of silly string and tested one out on Crystal's dad. We ran out side with the silly string and had an all out battle with the silly string. Mo couldn't figure out how to use it though so she got a lot of cheap shots in the face XD.
After that we were all saturated with soapy junk from the silly string. We stood in the rain to help wash all of it off. But knowing our luck, the rain had died down to a drizzle. We came inside and got changed into our Pj's. Well.....I did anyways U_U
Crystal couldn't really, cause her closet exploded and her close were mixed in with boxes and boogie man corpses.
So after that, we went to the table and had some pop rocks! Oh what jolly good fun, pop rocks. So poppity and painful. whee
After playing around with them for a while, Mo decided to experiment with her 7up and pour pop rocks in it. It made lots of noise, especially after we all pitched in our share of them. XD
It turned a sugary green and I dared her to drink it. We expected the worse, but nothing happened. Then she decides to dump a whole pack in the drink. Crystal got up to look at the drink, but spilled her root beer in the attempt. XD
Then we decided to eat a whole pack at once.
So Crystal and I popped a handful of pop rocks in our mouths.
Crystal gave us this commentary from her complex and diverse thinking process:
"It's painful but I love it."
.......breathtaking....
Then we got the bright idea to shake the drink. We got a plate and shook it up until it spilled.
Nothing happened. mrgreen
`to be continued. heart
 Gemini alchemist · Mon Jul 09, 2007 @ 01:11am · 6 Comments |
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