omg. the weirdest thing just made my night.
before going to bed i went into the GD to see if any good threads were there. and i came across a thread that said. "are there any girl farters in here?" and instantly i had to post my fart story about me and my sister Jade.
i went in and posted this little quirk about my sister and i having fart contests and how we embarass my brother, not in public of course. well, then like any normal person i went to see if anyone responded to my post.
i go back to the thread to see a couple girls had posted saying, "omg GROSS admit it! You have a fetish for girls that FART!!!"...and, "look at all his past posts!!! they're all FART THREADS!!!"
i instantly felt gross and dirty for feeding his weird fetish with my story.
so i went back and posted saying just that. i then went back a minute later to find that the fart fetish kid had quoted my "i-feel-dirty-now" post and said, "Don't feel bad, homestar_runna! It was great! ^^"
that was the straw that broke the ******** camels back. i then felt so incredibly ackward and disgusted i didnt know what to say. then the greatest thing happened. one of the accuser girls had come back and replied to him simply saying...."Somehow, I don't think that will make her feel better."
that comment just made me bust out laughing so hard. i just kept reading it and laughing. i mean, i might have laughed so hard and long mostly because its 2am and overtiredness is setting in hard. it just made my damn night.
atleast i dont have to go to bed feeling gross now. i PMed that girl and thanked her for making my night. well, just thought i'd share that.
night guys and gals.
Moral of Story: dont ever admit to farting.!
 Homestar Runna · Tue May 10, 2005 @ 07:30am · 4 Comments |
