Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

Hey hey hey!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahaaa Sooo anyways, I was thinking about the psychopathic all stars concert and I didnt fill you guys in enough to even know the half of it! So now its time for a trip down memory lane...ahhh yes...i remember it like it was last night

I went over to jebbs with my make up bag in tow, I had told my mom I was going out with jebb that night and I wouldnt be home untill late. I called Dan, told him we would meet him at the Loaf and Jug at 4:00. I hung out at Jebbs untill around 3:30 armed with 120 dollars and my face paint (makeup bag) we went to the loaf and jug. I bought a 6pack of 20oz mountain dews and 3 packs of smokes. Then Jebb and I sat on a picnic table and waited for Dan and his girlfriend. While we waited I drank some mountain dew and smoked a couple of cigarettes. Then Dan showed up, his girlfriend driving her pink saturn, Dan smiled waved and in the car we got, I gave his girlfriend 20 bucks for driving our asses out to denver and by now i had a grand total of about 90 dollars. Then the drive began, we were doing things of illegal nature and then we stopped in loveland to purchase more things of illegal nature, I pitched 10 bucks and so did Dan, then Jebb pitched 20 and we had ourselves a half and a dime. Then the long and tedious drive to denver began

I will finish the story in a moment, must clean

Ok anyways, the drive to denver began....
Pretty much the whole way up all we did was things of illegal nature untill we hit like 30 miles outside of denver, then we started doing our paint, first I painted up Jebb like Monoxide then he painted me up just some crazy way like a killer clown, and then Dan did black tribal markings and took his handprint in white paint on his face, we looked awesome! That took us awhile but the whole time you know what else we were doing...illegal! Then we made it into denver, we didnt know exactly where the ogden was but we started seeing more and more painted faces and then finally we found it! There was so much clown love up there im not even kidding everyone was painted or showin some kind of love and it was awesome! Then a whole new adventure began, finding a scalper to sell me two tickets for under 70 dollars. Dan and his girlfriend went in and told us if we couldnt find tickets to kick it at the car, i shoved my illegalness in my bra and we were off. We walked up and down and up and down and tried for so long to get tickets we talked to rude boy and blaze about the show and they wished us luck getting tickets, then the Filthee immagrants came outside and we kicked it with them for a while and drank some faygo and I just when I though all hope was lost, there was a light in the dark, some crazy chick I just happened to ask for a ticket, was like yea, my boy has some across at 7-11 for 30 bucks a peice. I jumped up and down and ran my white a** over to 7-11 to find out she had to call him, now this is denver and all the payphones were broken, i was begininning to think there was no help for us now and we walked everywhere tryin to find a phone and then suddenly BLAM ninja with a cell phone hooked us up. She called him he showed up at 7-11 about 10 seconds after we called him and got two tickets...the look on jebbs face was priceless. I handed him his ticket and then we walked back over to the ogden. They searched us but missed out on my illegalness cuz it was in my bra, then in we went...and oh my goodness, as soon as we walked in Jumpsteady hopped up on stage singing his newer songs and I asked some little Juggalo guy if we missed anything big, he shook his head and handed me his pipe, I hit it passed and jammed, after Jumpsteady the Anybody Killa came on stage, he totally rocked the damn house and then...ah man this is the best part...well one of them, Rude Boy came out on stage and was like "Yall remember the Denver Contest winners right? The swedish Pole dogs!!!" and then out come Insane Clown Posse...Jebb started screaming and jumping around and I was sitting on his shoulders screaming and it was so romantic they performed did a couple of songs and then My dead homie came out and sang his version of Dead Body Man right after ICP had did it. It was so awesome then after blaze came Esham in a ******** eskimo coat!!! he was like "Its hot as a mother ******** in here!" it was great...after esham was done everyone came back out and did an encore and then back to dans car we went. You think the story is over now...nope! We met dan and his girl back at the car he smiled a very stoned smile and said one word..."McDonalds" And we were off!! Now keep in mind there were only four of us two of us quite small, we pulled into the drive thru, dans girlfriend is deaf so he had to yell what we wanted the conversation went something like this " Can I get twelve double cheeseburgers, 6 large sodas and 8 large fries" "yes sir that will be 36 something" And lemme tell ya, that was all gone by the time we were outta denver. Then They dropped me off at home and I took a shower and fell asleep with dreams of the dark carnival playing in my head.

The End