I was sitting on a flag pole thinking about how a squirrel could kill an elephant when all of a sudden a hawk swooped down and landed on the roof next to me and started to talk. I was shocked by the amazing vocabulary this bird had. Then I heard a loud bang and the hawk fell over dead; then a red neck holding a shotgun hopped out of a bush and yelled “hey ma I got us some bird for dinner.” I watched as the red neck dragged the dead hawk away, then I laughed at an old man who stepped in dog dookie. After I finished laughing I jumped off the flag pole and realized how high up I was “how the hell did I get up there” I asked myself in a confused voice, but I decided to ignore my amazing feat and walked to my grandmas house. When I arrived I knocked on the door for 3 hours, than my grandma pulled in to her driveway and let me inside. As I entered the house a gorilla popped out of the piano and started to pumble a lollipop, so I asked myself why doesn’t he just eat the lollipop. My grandma called animal control and they came over in an ice cream truck, they were wearing rainbow jumpsuits and fairy wings. The 2 of them ran inside and shot the lollipop with a tranquilizer; it didn’t seem to work so they shot 1812 more tranquilizers into the lollipop and it still didn’t fall asleep, so they shot it with a tommy-gun that they got in a kids meal at McDonalds. The lollipop died a horrible death. After that the gorilla dropped a duce on the sofa and left. The police were called and the gorilla died in a freak gumball accident that destroyed the homes of over 1 million people. The story made second page after the story of how a German stole a kipper snack from a killer whale and was tuned into a pencil.
P.S. I was bored when I wrote this
If you don’t like it you can eat killer herpes
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