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Im groovy lyk Austin powers
Lyk a rollercoaster at Alton towers
Shout 2 the bush he’s the president
Hold tite Me im a resident
Cut ya neck off with a guillotine
Lyk Mr T im in the A-team
I ain’t no fool nd I ain’t no sucka
Pull out me guns nd die motha ********

Blow ya up lyk Saddam Hussein
Listen up as I play my game.
Crackin a joke lyk Paul o Grady
f** eminem cos IM the real slim shady
I say wat I see lyk a catchphrase
Listen 2 my rhymes u will be amazed.

I’ll suck u up jus like a dyson
Knock ya out jus lyk mike Tyson
Female caresser lyk ya not celibate
Dancin around lyk ur Billy Elliot
Im back 4 Gd jus like take that
Karate kick wit the mortal kombat
In the library wit colonel mustard
Rolli polli, jam nd custard.

Hold tite stitch wit da ginger hair
Rockin on the mic lyk Tony Blair
Man lyk Reece he is da main man
Pull out ya guns lyk da Taliban
Crashin planes lyk its 9/11
Blowin bombs lyk its 7/7
Wats 4 crimbo red lacoste
im as cold and heartless lyk jack frost.

so to the north, east, south & the west
ladies out there get ya undressed
im obsessed so possesed
best on the mic no contest
can ya c** wit me ya under arrest
i said f** you m8 ya gettin me stressed
i'll stand the test smoke the rest
heard that lyric i no ya impressed

Everywere I go Every Where I see
Lots of girls stalkin me
Ask 4 me Numba Ask 4 me Name
every day it feels the same
But once a bird she luked stunnin
She Ad No Boyfriend she needed a F**kin
A took er to mine to sort er owt
I made er moan i made er showt!

then 1 day sum chav tryed to chat er up
i fell so crazy n then i sed

I’ll kick Ur arse lyk Jackie Chan
I never age lyk peter pan
I’ll be back lyk the terminator
Dancin lyk Mr Motivator
Pissed out me ed ya talkin 2 me
Kong fu chop wit the Bruce lee
Lyk Clint eastwood make my day
Neva stop till im old nd grey
Born nd bred 2 break the law
Make an imprint lyk a dog’s paw

Little boo peep away in a manger
I transform lyk a power ranger
Lyk Martin Luther King I have a dream
Rock the clubs, flow lyk a stream
Im caring sharing Neva ova bearing
f** me f** dat im always swearing

North, east, south nd the west
Ladies out der get ya undressed
Im obsessed, so possessed
Best on the mic, no contest
Can ya c** wit me ya under arrest
f** u mate ya getting me stressed
I’ll stand the test, smoke the rest
Erd that lyric I no ya impressed
Don’t disagree, or f** wit me

Im a serial killer on a spree
Not a hitman, I do it 4 free
Sack the radio and the TV
Bigger than the queen or fukin royalty.