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A Past Adventure To The Present Past Pt. 1
This will be part one of an ongoing saga detailing my life as I live it. Believe it or not, these events are based off actual fictional pieces of fiction. So put that in your pipe and smoke it! But smoking is bad, so please don't.
Ahem, anyway.
I departed my roaming home in Ingary at about ten in the morning, deciding to retrace my younger years. For the record, I live with Howl, though my name does not start with an "S" and end in a "pain-in-the-rear"...I mean "ophie"...I have a very detailed explanation about the nature of Sophie leaving Howl just after young Morgan was born. For people who don't know, Howl knew about Sophie cheating on him with Prince Justin and thus, Morgan not being his. He even mentions it in the Castle in the Air. He mentions that Morgan is ugly, a chip off the ol' block. Howl is too vain to call himself ugly so BING! He's obviously referring to the biological father, Justin (and anyone who's seen Justin's hair in the movie knows what I'm talking about). Any more needed information about this can be achieved by PMing me. Wow, sidetracked. Any who. I am three years younger than Howl is at the end of Howl's Moving Castle, which is ten years older than how old I am in real life. Howl is now twenty-nine, seeing as it has been two years since the end of that book and he married Sophie. So...how old am I in real life? Got the answer? PM it to me and you'll get a prize.
How evil, I'm making you do math.
And gasp! I've run out of time with that little narration!
Man! Well, if you want to know what happens after I leave home to retrace my younger years, you need to stay tuned for the next exciting installment of...er...see title above.
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this is the story of my life, the best of the best, some information about me, and my top ten favorite words...and blah blah, ok. **ahem**
LONG AGO IN A FAR OFF GALAXY!, DUN DUNUNUNU DUNUNUNU DUNUNUUUU...."say what?, what do u mean wrong story?,..-_- ok fine!
once upon a tim.....AGAIN!! ok FINE!!
say hello to my little fR......OK DATS IT!!! **KILLS EDVICER***THERE!
ok here goes for the real story since she spoiled the rest stressed
one day in a regular house, a regular room that u wouldn't think that nothing especial would happen, ur rigth nothing speacial happens, i walk out of my room to and what i didn't know was that my life was about to change....i went to the kitchen to find a fat sumo eating my cereal (my big sister in other words) she finished the last little bit of cereal ....and no she didn't wake up first, that would be a miracle..ok so i was walking down to play outside, eerything normal when suddenly i saw a rock!!!O.o but it wasn't a rock IT WAS A ROCK LOBSTER!!!.....*edviser srtill alive*"no sir that wasn't it" **shoots edvicer* i said shut up woman!!, ok fine that didn't ahppen but i did see a rock, then i was thinking i can dodge that rock easily...but that's what ppl expect me to do so i tripped on the rock, fell to da ground AND.....it hurt
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