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Its from this uberly rad show....its out of order but its just some awesome s**t.

"you are a shitty bucket maker!!"

never,ever,inhale katsup.

"my son was born without bones,but he was born a with a excess of body hair. He needs to be rebuilt by science, and For christmas he asked for a ipod and a pair of ears."

"Do you know what we make here?we make buckets.A hole with metal around it."

"you are saying you want to quit?You belong here. How do I know that? It is because you are here.not anywhere else.thats how."

"You know how much this bucket would get on the market?

"well that is a nice bucket,sir.."

"don't touch the the bucket!this bucket is Mine.On the market would buy your son a new set of bones..and a nice pair of tits."

" I have to kill you . I dont have anything against you...But you're a bad bucket maker.And if you don't fill your quota or something a coworker has to kill you and give your heart to the boss."

"What? I never read that in the handbook!"

" Yeah i think its after all that boring stuff the proper maintenance of a mustache....but this is no time to argue about this! I have to kill you! "


love,
Addiction