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My god, this is hilarious. go to youtube, and type in Crank that Curry Sauce... HILARIOUS!

I copied the lyrics down for yall!

CRANK DAT CURRY SAUCE LYRICS

by Uncle Vijay and Uncle Ramesh




(mango juiiiiiiice!)

RAMESH: Uncle Vijay tell em

VIJAY: Yo...me and ramesh got this new dance for you's all called the curry sauce

(Shampoo!)

RAMESH: Yea you got to move and groove with a hip attitude!

(Haaaaaaaa yooooouuuuuuu!!!)

CHORUS

Indian Uncles in this (oh!)
Watch us Crank It
Watch us Roll
Watch us Crank Dat Curry Sauce
Then rehydrate our souls
With Mango JUIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
Drink mango JUIIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
Drink mango JUIIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
Drink mango JUIIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)

Uncle Chat Up In This Oh!
Watch us Crank It
Watch us Crawl
Watch us Crank Dat Curry Sauce
den wash all our baal (hair)
with SHAMPOOOO!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
with SHAMPOOOO!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
with SHAMPOOOO!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
with SHAMPOOOO!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)

VIJAY VERSE

Uncle Vijay in this (Oh!)
Watch me clean and sort my socks
Zee-Tv that show
Then watch me go for a walk
Superfresh around the clock
In my cool kurta man
When I do the curry sauce
Balle balle curry stain
(YOOUUUUUUU)
Im Curling up my moustache
And if you want to watch
Then im curling up my moustache
You catch me at your local dhaba
Yes I eat everyday
Wifey gets mad cuz' I just leave and never pay

CHORUS

Indian Uncles in this (oh!)
Watch us Crank It
Watch us Roll
Watch us Crank Dat Curry Sauce
Then rehydrate our souls
With Mango JUIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
Drink mango JUIIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
Drink mango JUIIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
Drink mango JUIIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)

Uncle Chat Up In This Oh!
Watch us Crank It
Watch us crawl
Watch us Crank Dat Curry Sauce
den wash all our baal (hair)
with SHAMPOOOO!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
with SHAMPOOOO!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
with SHAMPOOOO!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
with SHAMPOOOO!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)

RAMESH VERSE


It's Ramesh on the mic
Watch me fake you out like SIKE!
Ima pass it to vijay
then we gonna ride our bikes

Y'all wanna be me
Uncle Ramesh, No one like me
See me at the family parties
Sayin where'd he get them nike's (nike's)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Kangaroo (Kangaroo)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Nahi, the way i drink my tea
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man that stuff aas Very Chee!

CHORUS

Indian Uncles in this (oh!)
Watch us Crank It
Watch us Roll
Watch us Crank Dat Curry Sauce
Then rehydrate our souls
With Mango JUIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
Drink mango JUIIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
Drink mango JUIIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)
Drink mango JUIIIIICE!
(Crank Dat Curry Sauce)

Awesome, no?