One day i was so bored i decided to get on the internet and i went to Google and searched "the secret for making the philosipher's stone" and got 20 thousand results and went through all of them until I found the true secret to making one.
Then I got a wierd E-mail from some one called Envy@fakemail.com It said I know where you live and i also know you know the secret of the Philosopher's stone. I will get you.
Then I heard a knock on my door. I went to the door and looked out the little glass thingie that let's you see people on the other side it was some dude in a belly shirt and a skirt. "I said Who is it" He said Envy i said "Go away I don't want any girl scout cookies". At this point he was mad and he broke down my door. I said A-are you envy? He sarcastically said "No I'm Derek".
He approached me, punched me and then he then tied me to a chair and started questioning me on the Philosopher's stone. I said You'll never get me to talk Derek. He got even more mad and Said "I'M ENVY NOT DEREK". He then left the room and then a girl came in and in a flirty voice said "hey there cutie will you tell me the secret to the philosopher's stone pretty pretty please?"
I simply said "No" Then the Girl turned into Envy. I was wierded out I said OMG you're an IT or a he/she. HE said THis isn't even worth it and left slamming the door behind him.
ME:"wait you Forgot to untie me gonk
And that's how Envy got his nickname.
 The Best Alchemist · Sun Feb 24, 2008 @ 07:25am · 2 Comments |
